The new Larry King and TV’s most famous petrol head are at it again trading blows in public. Piers cordially invited Jeremy to join him for a chat on CNN. Jeremy said no ways not even if they record the show in his back garden. Piers hit back and called Jeremy an “ageing pot-bellied Brit”. It’s a middle-aged slam down.

This whole thing started way back in 2000 when the then-Daily Mirror editor Morgan published pictures of Clarkson kissing a BBC producer. Things then went up a notch when Jeremy threw a glass of water on Piers. It all came to a wonderful crescendo when Jeremy punched Piers in 2004. Or baby-punched as Piers recalls.

Clarification for the rest of us: Piers Morgan is a humourless excuse for Larry King who tweets way too much.

[Source: The List]