I have to give it to Antoine Banks of Louisville Kentucky. He really thought out of the box and came up with the ideal hiding place for his stash ‘o crack: the foreskin of his penis.
Originally Banks was stopped for a traffic violation, where police found a bag full of salvia and liquid codeine (charming). They then padded him down at the police station where they found a bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers.
They then asked him if he had anything else on him. He said no.
But would you buy that story from a guy who you’ve already found two bags of drugs on?
So they strip-searched him, thoroughly it seems, as they found a small baggie of crack in the foreskin of his penis.
Banks has been charged with a string of drug charges and has now got a charge of moron from me.
And remember kids: “Crack is wack!”
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