The Facebook Breakup Notifier: It Stalks Crushes For You!

Man, when was the last time a Facebook App was actually useful? I mean, Facebook is inherently a timesink, and this app isn’t so much useful as it is creepy, but semantics. The Breakup Notifier does what is says on the tin – it lets you know the second your crush isn’t in a relationship anymore.

I mean, I question the usefulness of this a little bit because it’s probably fair to assume that the sort of person who would use this app is checking their crush/obsession’s relationship status pretty frequently anyway, but hey – this sucker’s been online in less than a day, and it’s got around 1,000 likes, so maybe Dan Loewenherz, the developer, knows what he’s doing. What he’s doing is being creepy.

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