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March 18, 2011

Guy Gets Stabbed For Not Wanting To Play “Vampire” With His Roomate

Like they say, it's always fun for two males to play "vampire" with each other - until one gets stabbed with a knife for not wanting to play anymore. I have a feeling "playing vampire" might be slang for something else...

Like they say, it’s always fun for two males to play “vampire” with each other – until one gets stabbed with a knife for not wanting to play anymore. I have a feeling “playing vampire” might be slang for something else…

24-year-old Aaron Homer was sentenced on Tuesday after pleading guilty for stabbing his roommate, 25-year-old Robert Maley. At one point during their relationship, the two roommates would do “vampire stuff” like sucking blood, which Maley admits he allowed Homer to do once. The problem came in when Homer wanted to play again, and Maley said no. “I said no, and he flipped”.  “He said, ‘I’m doing it,’ and then boom . . . he stabbed me.” There you go.

Due to the fact that he is a noble vampire, Homer plead guilty to aggravated assault and received 3 years probation for his action. In vampire years that is nothing.