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  • Important News: Zuckerberg Sets Relationship Status To “In A Relationship”!

    24 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Celebrities, Facebook, World
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    News just in, Mark Zuckerberg,  co-founder of Facebook and seller of your personal information, is no longer single. The world may now breathe a collective sigh of relief. None of us could bare his loneliness for even one a moment longer.

    Oh wait, no, that’s wrong. Apparently he’s been dating the same woman, Priscilla Chan, since his bad-boy days at Harvard, and only on Sunday changed his status to “In a relationship”, with the words: “Slightly overdue :)”

    I agree with Adrian Chen, who wrote this article on Gawker. Seeing the syrupy sweet drivel that people leave as comments, after your relationship status changes to “In a Relationship”, is nauseating. Or worse still, is the empty remorse someone, you can’t even remember, shoots off to you when your ten-year marriage ends in bitter divorce.

    Luckily I will never face either of these problems. Bah humbug.

    [Source : Gawker]

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