Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Find This Parrot

This doesn’t happen very often, but it is happening today. We need you to help Craig find his beloved parrot. Check out the missing flier.

Craig says:

He flew out the front door yesterday, and shit dude, I just gotta find him. My lady is not taking it too well cause he’s basically family. He’s super narcissistic, and a borderline psychopath, but remarkably friendly. Unfortunately however, he is not very street smart 🙁

Alright people. You know what to do. If you see an African Grey parrot enjoying a cold one at Buzz Cafe, and he responds to your entreaties of “dirkie dirk”, then give Craig a shout.

Go, Cape Town!