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  • Dear Leader Tongue Scraper

    13 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Kim Jong Il, Politics, Very Cool, World
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    The North Koreans are the cleanest people in the world. And nothing says clean like scraping filth off your tongue. Our Dear Leader uses the “Dear Leader” tongue scraper at least once a day to keep his mouth pure and unfettered by the air blowing from south of the border.

    This marvelous invention comes packaged in a beautiful card, which you may frame, emblazoned with an image of Our Dear Leader skipper forth in perfect health and completely stroke free. He is followed by beautiful Korean maidens bathing in his joy and happiness.

    Westerners will even be afforded the opportunity to acquire one of these beautiful scrapers from the capitalistic site “Amazon“.

    We thank our dear leader, who is by our side and will not forsake us.

    [Source : Amazon]

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