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June 23, 2011

The Greatest Product Description Of Nutella In History

As far as I’m concerned this man should be their next brand ambassador just for this description of what Nutella tastes like. Not only did I read this and imagine it in full colour, but I have now been sitting here waiting for the day to end so I can go home and eat some. And Google naked pictures of Megan Fox. I’m actually motivated.

As far as I’m concerned this man should be their next brand ambassador just for this description of what Nutella tastes like. Not only did I read this and imagine it in full colour, but I have now been sitting here waiting for the day to end so I can go home and eat some. And Google naked pictures of Megan Fox. I’m actually motivated.

If only everything could be explained like this, the world would be a better place. Imagine the description of a desert at a coffee shop: “It’s like walking in on your girlfriend and two of her hot friends having a pillow fight naked, in an inflatable pool full of Pina Colada”. I’ll take them all, please.

Imagine the description on a tequila bottle: “It’s like Satan poked you in the eyes with his dick and peed down your throat while stepping on your aorta”.

Advertising would never be the same.

Once in a while someone just explains something so perfectly you just have to smile, and this guy hit the nail (or rather the Megan) on the head.

[Source: Inquisitor]