Because what last year’s homage to excessive, overblown action movies needed most of all was a sequel. Starring even more overhauled action heroes – like Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger – and, at a guess, more slow-motion explosions and weapon puns, it looks like something you guys should probably watch.

Other stars (or satellites, I guess) include Sylvester Stallone, who also wrote the thing, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, and Liam Hemsworth, that kid from The Hunger Games because Lions Gate apparently wants to take money from teenaged girls as well as nostalgic man-children.

In other words this sucker’s gonna make Michael Bay look subtle.

[Source: AVC]