After all that controversy and all those kiddy-sex accusations, R. Kelly has returned from his three-year hiatus to release his 12th solo album, ‘Black Panties’.
While making a few publicity stops, Rolling Stone stepped in and decided to test his ability to make the most mundane objects sound sexy. “I know how to put it into a melody and make it comical, but sexual at the same time,” he claimed. “With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything.”
You can’t help but want to challenge that.
Rolling Stone gave the singer three unrelated and un-erotic phrases — dolphins, hockey and Italian hero sandwiches. Kelly maintained that, “If I had a track, if I was in the studio, man, I’d blow your mind with it.”
For your listening pleasure, R. Kelly’s sexy songs about things that aren’t sexy.
[Source : Time]
