End Of Year Message From Seth Rotherham

2OCEANSVIBE IS CLOSED UNTIL JANUARY 5

Well look at all of us, winding down for another year of the vibe. It’s a notable milestone this time around, as 2015 makes 2oceansvibe 13 years old. That’s right – we’re entering our teen years.

What things become legal at 13? I think in South Africa you’re allowed to have sex with other 13 year olds, right? Does that apply to websites? I mean, if we happened to meet another news site which was 13, could we go ahead and make a move?

Surely..

Or maybe we could enjoy some MILF action from news24?

Oh – as a treat I’ve posted the best FAILS of 2014 (so far) – below – at the very bottom.

But before we do that..

Thanks to all the 2oceansvibers out there who have been with us from the beginning, and a big ‘ahoy’ to the newcomers – settle in – there’s loads more to come, as we rack our brains to give you the content and news people really talk about.

From me – your Commander in Chief – it’s been a pleasure playing with your emotions for this long – and I thank you for that honour.

You guys have a ‘blessed’ (as they say in the classics) holiday time. I’ll be winding down at The Residence in Camps Bay over the season – standing by for my first child to be born in early Feb. Yup – that’s right – it’s ALL happening! And no, we don’t know the SEX of the golden child. As long as he or she resembles you in some way, I’m happy. You can check out that whole scene (ie. my ‘lot’) in a new feature article in the latest Conde Nast ‘Gourmet’ issue which is on shelves now. You’ll see my baby momma there..

This time of year is also about spoiling each other and suffering the nightmare of Christmas shopping. As a favour to you, I have picked up some key items available online to see you through summer and all that. And also, to let you avoid those IDIOTS at the Waterfront.

And what better way to kick it off than with a set of braai tongs with a built in LED light. I mean, how long did it take ‘them’ to think of this? Even more important, why didn’t YOU think of this?

Have a good one gang – travel safe and remember – I love you very much..

See you in 2015.

Kisses.

Seth xxx

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