Huh? Clicks Now Sells Lozenges For Your Rectum

I know it’s a bit of a strange headline but hang in there, all will be revealed.

One of our more astute readers popped down to her local Clicks to sort out a pesky sore throat, going the tried and tested Strepsils route. Alas, she received something of a shock when reading the instructions…

In case you’re among the less perceptive out there Strepsils aren’t usually inserted up one’s backside, although what you choose to do in the privacy of your own home isn’t my business.

Thanks Simon, we’re hoping that just this once you guys chose not to follow the doctor’s orders.

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