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February 18, 2015

Let’s Chat About When The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer

If you were to list the jobs you might think Pope Francis had growing up I'm pretty sure bouncer would be right down the bottom. Alas, we know he likes to spring a surprise on us now and again.

Pope Francis really is a breath of fresh air in what has been a bit of an old fuddy-duddy club in years gone by. We have covered a few of his refreshing viewpoints on topics such as parenting, homosexuality and public breastfeeding (HERE) and now we hear that he used to be a bouncer? The gift that keeps on giving.

Yes folks, way back in the day when the pope was a student he earned a few bob on the side working as a bouncer in Flores, Argentina. The Daily Beast reports:

I was the world’s worst bouncer,” Francis told the congregation of San Cirillo Alessandrino in a Roman suburb shortly after his election in 2013. He cut a less-than-intimidating figure, according to several biographies written about him…

…before he became pope [he was known] as “el Flaco” or the thin one and later, “Carucha” or “baby face”.

Pope Francis also fell prey to the charms of the opposite sex, dating a woman before he joined the priesthood and swore himself to a life of celibacy. This wasn’t without the odd speedbump though, like when he met a rather ravishing lady at his uncle’s wedding. The Daily Beast again:

I was dazzled by a girl I met at the wedding of an uncle of mine, her beauty, her intellectual radiance surprised me. I was confused for some time, she kept on coming into my mind. When I went back to the seminary after the wedding, I couldn’t pray for a whole week, because when I wanted to do so, this girl appeared in my head.

We’ve all been there mate. I would say rub one out and call it a day but I’m not sure that’s an option for a man in your position.

[source:dailybeast]