Whether you’re a fan or not, I think there are a few of us who are dying to see the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. It finally happened and will be airing later this month. In the mean time, though, here are a few of the best one liners, mostly aimed at Justin.
Just to let you know, he had a few mates in the audience, namely Kendall Jenner and half-sister Khloe, John Legend and Jaden Smith, who also got a bit of a roasting. Kevin Hart, Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal and Will Ferrell dressed as Ron Burgandy kept everyone most entertained.
Jeff Ross: “You are the King Joffrey of Pop.”
Jeff Ross: “Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of s***, and he hangs out with James Franco.”
Shaquille O’Neal: “Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
Ron Burgundy: “This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.”
Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?”
It wasn’t all that bad – Biebs got to have a little comeback at a few people. Speaking about Ludacris, who helped with Baby, baby, baby, oh: “He and I had a lot of hours making the song ‘Baby’ together. In fact, he told me it was the only baby he ever made on purpose”.
And then, out of nowhere, he apologised.
There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old. I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. There were moments I am proud of. And there are moments I am disappointed with myself for. But the things I have done don’t define who I am. I am kind-hearted person who loves people. And through it all, I have lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry. I am looking forward to being someone you can all be proud of. Someone close to me once said, ‘It’s how you rise from a fall that truly defines you as a man.’ I’m excited for that challenge. And I want to say thank you for taking this journey with me.
Let’s hope this “bad boy” can make a turn around for his fans.
[Source: E! Online and News.com.au]
