Finally A Laptop Table That You Can Use Anywhere In Any Position – Even Lying Down [Images]

We have all experienced our fair share of ‘rage against the machine’, those moments when you just want to pulverise any machine within arm’s reach. Relax, help is here.
Yoh! New York Magazine Has Gone So Incredibly Hard At Bill Cosby

It seems like not a week goes by without a new allegation thrown at Bill Cosby. We’d almost lost track, but then the New Yorker pulled out this corker of a story
They’re Freaking Out Over This App That Tracks Prince William

The prize for most senseless smartphone app must surely go to these guys, who have decided to make any terrorist’s dream come true with their new flight tracker
Zuma’s High Tech Bunker Has A Panic Button Linked To Armed Response And A List Of Phone Numbers (+ Other Highlights)

Defending your head of state against assassinations and attacks is a necessary evil. So how does Nkandla’s safe haven bunker look after our dear JZ?
You Won’t See Cara Delevingne Modelling For Much Longer

The rise and rise of Cara Delevingne has been well documented and it seems her acting career is following a similar trajectory. So much so, in fact, that she might be moving on.
Holy Shit – Jimmy Fallon On Stage With U2 Is Awesome [Video]

I imagine for a U2 fan it doesn’t get much better than hopping on stage with Bono and the boys at Madison Square Garden. Jimmy Fallon certainly had himself a ripper.
Monday Morning Spice

Mac warned Zuma. Another Hollywood kid dead. Gold plunges. Obama on Africa. Local man kills neighbour’s 3 kids. Fiat fined R1 billion. Monaco vs British royals. Chris Brown stranded for days. Snoop arrested. Tom Cruise on Top Gun 2.
Ed Sheeran Isn’t Afraid To Admit He’s Sharted On Stage

During a recent interview Ed Sheeran was in a rather frank mood and casually slipped in a rather interesting story. That’s it Ed, own your mistakes.
Donald Trump’s New Hat Has Gone Viral

He might be worth a few billion but that doesn’t mean Donald Trump wears fancy pants hats. No, he wears a simple white one and the internet does the rest.
Surfer Rides Wave ON FIRE [Video]

What do you get when you mix a pro surfer, a humungous wave and a fiery body suit? This awesome stunt, that’s what
If You Don’t Have One Of These Suitcases It’s Not Worth Traveling

Oh you’re such a jet setter these days, but please explain to me why you insist on using that crummy old bag you’ve had for the past fifteen years?
Solid Gold: Please Enjoy The ‘Trump For President’ Board Game [Video]

If you’re a fan of racially insensitive board games we have a treat for you. Now you can spend a day in the shoes of the Donald and take an inside peek at how his mind works.
Did Ikea Go Too Far With This ‘Phone Pocket’ Table Mat?

I once thought Ikea could do no wrong. That was until I clapped eyes on their latest invention, the iMatt. (Patent pending)
80’s Kids – Your Childhood Has Now Been Made Into A Movie

It’s virtually impossible to have had a bad time playing video games at the arcade. Now finally there’s a movie that draws inspiration from some 80s classics.
Is This You? There’s R1,000 Waiting For This Person Spotted At The Engen Corner Bakery

So last week the person in the pic won R1,000, because he got in touch with us within 24 hours of us posting the pic. Now we have another contender. She has 24 hours to claim R1,000. Otherwise the person who took the pic gets the money.
Reddam Private School Sex Abuse Shock

A music teacher at one of the Cape’s most prestigious schools stands accused of sexually assaulting at least six of his students.
This Is How Stupid You Look When You Send ‘Intimate’ Selfies To Your Boyfriend [Images]

There is one universal truth about selfies, which is everyone looks ridiculous while taking them. This photographer shows us just how bad it is with these spicy photos
Inside Donald Trump’s Private Jet And Helicopter [Video + Pics]

Here’s a let down for all of us that believe in karma – Donald Trump is living life large and he doesn’t have to worry about a lack of legroom when he travels.
Seriously, Doctor Dude, You Can’t Take Selfies Of Yourself Next To Women As They Give Birth

I generally tend to believe that those who take an excessive amount of selfies should be given a stern talking to. Add a woman giving birth to the equation ad we have ourselves a serious problem.
Russell Brand Gets Slaughtered Following Mocking Of The Queen

I guess you have to be British to really appreciate the Royal Family. Harry’s fun, William married well but the old bat running the show just doesn’t do it for me. Or for Russell Brand apparently.
Would This Sandton Man Have Been Shot If He Wasn’t Armed?

When it comes to guns, there’s a fine line between self-protection and attack, as a man from Sandton found out when he was faced with an armed gang
This Cape Pyramid Scheme ‘Mastermind’ Is Going Down

I don’t want to speak out of turn here but we’re using the word ‘mastermind’ loosely. Looks like this shyster is about to get his comeuppance.
Jack Parow’s Insane New Video Just Dropped

Hier kommie Jack Parow and he isn’t mucking about – say hello to his new track ‘Never Gonna Grow Up’, I have a feeling you two will get on just fine.
Ferrari vs 1980s Passat Drag Race – See Who Wins [Video]

We love it when an underdog comes out on top. Which is why this video of a crappy old car racing a Ferrari is pure gold
Google Johannesburg Street View Shows ADT Hold-up With Guns To The Head [Image]

That Google Maps will sometimes catch you at the most inopportune moment won’t it? Take for example this street in Jozi that showcases some of it’s finest all in one go.
Friday Morning Spice

Cape flood warning. Naspers raises R15billion. Taylor Swift apologises. All-white Bok side anger. Coca-Cola puts pressure on FIFA. Trump might go it alone. Financial Times sold. US theatre shooting – 3 dead. Patrice’s new venture.
Idiots In Claremont Crash Car After Fooling Around With Friends [Video]

Sometimes we get away with acting the fool and everyone emerges unscathed. Other times our idiotic actions are captured in all their glory for the rest of the world to enjoy.
EXPOSED: Letter Proves Zuma Gave Nkandla Orders

The problem with telling so many lies for so long is that eventually where they end and the truth begins. It looks like JZ has been caught in a whopper with this one.
105 Women Gave Their Views On What A Beautiful Penis’ Traits Should Be

A group of German scientists decided to take pity on ugly penis owners everywhere by conducting a study to find out what exactly makes the perfect ding-dong
Kid Loses His Head Train Surfing In Johannesburg [Video]

Train surfing is steadily increasing in popularity amongst the younger members of the community, but it is not all fun and games with this incident ending fatally.