Right off the bat I’d like to say I prefer this response to some kind of garbage about consciously uncoupling. You do your thing, Miss Piggy, don’t worry about the haters.

After a rather public break-up with Kermit, the frog with a penchant for public nudity, the Muppets star was very forthcoming about her newfound love of the single life.

Of course it’s not like she can cut all ties with her amphibian former flame as TIME reports:

Still, the two have to be colleagues going forward as Piggy prepares for her talk show debut. When asked whether it’s strange for her to see Kermit across the conference room table or even miss the “twinkle in his eye,” Piggy says not at all. “That twinkle in his eye is due to the fact that he has no eyelids, okay?” she says, adding that she hasn’t given any thought to reconciling with the nicest frog in Hollywood: “I can’t really think about it right now while we’re in the middle of publicizing the breakup.”

Click on the picture below, scroll down just a touch and you can see Miss Piggy in action…

Mmm, bacon.

[source:time]