So tonight sees another cracking The Hive Party at Tiger’s Milk in Muizenberg, festivities kicking off from 8PM for what is always a fun-filled evening. Of course we like to ensure everyone wets their whistles in style on a Friday, which is why we are giving one reader a free bottle of Jack Daniel’s Honey to set the wheels in motion.
We asked you guys what mystical powers would real tiger’s milk give you if you necked a shot, so congrats to Shalen Rautenbach who sent this in and takes home the prize…
Well since tigers whiskers are used to cure toothache, should you take a shot of tigers milk the following effects will take place:
Women: will obtain the ability to talk to animals, intangibility (walk through walls) and their breast will grow 2 cup sizes.
Men: will obtain the ability of time manipulation of nothing more than 5 minutes at a time (great for rewinding awkward convos), crawl up walls and can experience sensitive and swollen nipples.
These affects will only last about 24 hours.
Can you imagine watching this take place, a room full of peeps on tigers milk, some men chilling in a corner of the ceiling, women randomly walking through walls and conversations happening in reverse.
Hopefully this is good enough for some honey
You’re in luck Shalen, and there’s more good news. Not only can you swing past our office and collect your bounty but you will also get a second bottle of Jack Honey waiting for you at Tiger’s Milk, complete with mixers for you and your mates.
If you want to find out more about the upcoming The Hive parties then check our page HERE.
Don’t forget that it’s not just whiskey to be won – follow Jack Daniel’s on Twitter and tell us how you like to drink your Jack Honey, use the hashtag #TheHive, and you could win one of 10 Marshall Speakers valued at R4 000 each.
