I don’t know what is more unrealistic, that James Bond is a secret agent who introduces himself by name to everyone he meets or that he has an array of gadgets that surely haven’t been invented. Then there are all those women he beds and not one itchy downstairs moment throughout? Ah, the wonderful world of movies.

One gadget that has been invented is the Personal GPS Rechargeable Tracker (R999, 44% off), the concealed little number that allows you to track your loved ones from your mobile phone. You can also use it for goods, vehicles or more sinister purposes but you can come up with those on your own.

Here’s how it all works:

• The Emipix Personal Tracker (EPT) is the size of a matchbox (approximately 50mm x 40mm x 20mm) and weighs 46g
• Uses satellites and mobile phone technology to pinpoint its live location anywhere and sends the location to your smartphone so you can see exactly where the EPT is
• Track by SMS or Phoning the EPT unit: real time tracking ensures that you know your loved ones are safe
• Track by perimeter breach: Alerts from EPT inform you if the device moves outside a designated area (perimeter/radius)
• Interval monitoring: monitor the device by receiving regular interval notifications
• SOS button activated by user and smart alert notifications warn you of potential problems immediately

Now that you’ve gone all 007 on us you might want to track those whereabouts with your new tablet, a Telefunken 7” with Wi-Fi and External 3G. Down to just R699 (50% off, free delivery) you’ll probably want to know all of this below:

• Model: TEL7JD
• Type: 7” LCD TN Panel
• Operating system: Android 4.2
• Network: Wi-Fi and 3G with external dongle
• Screen size: 800×480
• Memory: 512MB and 4GB
• Touch panel: 7”
• Weight: 310g
• Bluetooth: Built-in Bluetooth
• Camera: Dual 0.3MP/2MP
• LED Flashlight: Yes
• Battery: 2000mAH
• Other: Memory card, MicroSD and Mini USB
• Switch Control: Power On/Off, Volume controls
• Six months warranty

You can get all the info on that deal HERE.

Best of luck Bond wannabes, enjoy responsibly.