Leland: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Police say that on arrival the pair of dopeheads were up with their hands behind their heads. Sward was then said to address an officer with the words

We got caught and we’re surrendering.

The outcome of the hearing? Holland got five years, amended to 30 days in jail for being a good sport; but Leland learned the hard way. He had smoked weed, snorted cocaine and swallowed oxycodone just hours before sentencing day – discovered after test results came in – so he he got one-and-a-half to eight years in prison.

[source: rt]