By now I’m guessing you’ve seen that Johnny Depp apology to the Australian government – you know, the one where he and Amber Heard fake their way through 2016’s second most insincere apology (first place HERE).

Late night TV host Stephen Colbert wasn’t about to let this slide without poking the bear with a stick as TIME reports:

…Colbert imagined what Depp would have said if he seemed more passionate about the bio-security laws designed to protect Australians—or a “proud island of exiled British degenerates,” as he called them.

Colbert don’t give two f**ks.

[source:time]

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