If you have a couple million to spend – R110 million, to be exact – but don’t like the idea of all the extra rooms that come with a mansion, you might want to check out this cosy little apartment in Clifton.

Described on Property24 as “a seaside sanctuary”, this apartment has three bedrooms and is situated in sought-after Eventide, one of “the most prestigious apartment blocks in Clifton”.

Never heard of it.

It’s also described as “one of a kind” and “the epitome of style and sophistication”.

Yeah, we’ll be the judge of that.

Okay, the view is pretty impressive.

Ah, the style and sophistication of grandma’s furniture:

This part of the house is the…

…fabulous open-plan lounge, dining room and gourmet kitchen with a superb flow to an incredible wrap-around terrace and large dining area with gas BBQ, complete with a private heated swimming pool, ideal for alfresco entertaining. Incredible uninterrupted views of the ocean and Clifton’s beaches.

Stunning.

Still stunning.

Oooh, a piano nook:

That view, though…

The 3 spacious bedrooms are all en-suite and lead to the terraces. Sauna/Storeroom. 4 Under-cover parking bays, accessed via a car lift, plus another internal storeroom. Interior size 338 sqm plus 245 sqm terrace. Direct access to all the beaches. 24 hour manned security and a communal swimming pool completes this rare find.

It would be rare if it wasn’t R110 million.

The bathroom is designed to hide any spillage that might occur after a night of drinking too much champagne:

Did I mention that it has a bath AND a bidet?

Again, stunning.

You can see the full listing on Property24.

[source:property24]