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  • You’re Probably Wondering What A R8k Dildo Looks Like

    04 Mar 2022 by Tayla in Australia, Lifestyle, Sex
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    I know South Africa is relatively conservative but bear with us here.

    This might actually be a pivotal moment for you, all things, down under, considered.

    This silver-coated luxury sex toy from Australia could very well change your life, either because you’ll have spent a fortune on a dildo, or because you’ll most likely be having mind-numbing orgasms for the rest of your life.

    It’s a glass half empty, glass half full kind of thing.

    Honestly, can you really put a price tag on the ultimate pleasure?

    VICE asked us that question, and now we are asking you, as we all delve deeper into the details of the “most expensive dildo in the Outback”.

    Behold, the Honey Dipper, sold via the Australian sexual wellness brand Yoni Pleasure Palace:

    Image: Yoni Pleasure Palace

    …We humble, horny plebeians decided to blast Men at Work, slather ourselves in Marmite, and do a little investigating to see just what makes the Honey Dipper Dildo the “most expensive dildo in Australia,” according to its makers at Yoni Pleasure Palace.

    Image: Yoni Pleasure Palace

    The dildo is the jewel in the crown of the grip of highly aesthetic toys the luxury sexual wellness retailer offers, which includes everything from glass tentacle dildos to wildly popular sex blankets designed to soak up all your wet ‘n wild squirting sessions. CRIKEY!

    This darling dildo usually goes for Australian $777, but VICE added a check-out code which knocks the price down to AU$696,69 – around R8 000.

    Soooo, why would anyone pay that amount for a sex toy?

    For one, it is shaped like a honey-dipper wand with “ridges and a bulbous tip”.

    Secondly, all of that is designed to ” thrust into your beehive’s G-spot like a smooth, stealthy operator, and turn you on with an extra sense of texture, fullness, and luxury”.

    Crikey, again.

    Yoni explains that the dildo’s incredible design matches up to its use of premium materials:

     “The dildo is surprisingly light-weight,” explains Yoni, “since the internal body is made of acrylic and coated in silver.” That’s right: actual silver.

    The silver obviously adds to its overall aesthetic charm, but it is also incredibly practical:

    “[Silver] has many characteristics that make it resistant to microbes, bacteria, mold, and fungi that may be harmful to the human body,” says YPP, which is hardly surprising given that the antibacterial use of silver in medicine dates back thousands of years.

    There’s a health cost when you choose to go for toys made from cheap plastic, PVC, and other porous materials that are prone to absorbing bacteria.

    This is why silver is the ultimate treat, able to come into contact with some of the most sensitive parts of our bodies, and not interfere with important bodily functions (vaginal pH).

    The price of this silver stimulator makes a lot more sense now, I suppose.

    [source:vice]

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