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April 20, 2010

GRAND DADDY HOTEL VALET NOT LIKELY TO GET A TIP

The Grand Daddy Hotel

Word on the street is that a valet attendant employed by the four star Grand Daddy on Long Street may have allegedly abused his position last Saturday night.

And when we say “abused his position”, what we really mean to say is “stole a Grand Daddy client’s Mini Cooper Sport, and wrecked it Jub Jub style 70 kilometres away in Blue Downs”.

Mini problem...
Whoops! (a car, similar to the one in the story)

So on reflection, “abused his position” might be a little off the mark.

No doubt when the client heard about the wee mishap, they were less than pleased. Apparently hotel management tried to assuage their alleged grief by allegedly sending up an alleged bottle of fizz on ice.

So far, hotel management has allegedly taken full responsibility for the alleged incident.

The valet is yet to man up and apologise for stealing a girly Mini Cooper Sport, instead of something more care-free and manly, like a Camaro.