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July 19, 2013

Seth Rotherham Is Looking For A New Assistant – Apply NOW

Jen, our office manager, is moving on to a place where they don’t get discounts at Puma and MINI and, as a result, there is an open space at 2oceansvibe HQ. Can YOU make an invoice and a cup of coffee at the same time? Can YOU liaise with Seth’s butler and ensure there are enough staples? Do YOU have good breeding, a car, and an aching desire to become the lynchpin of the 2oceansvibe Media office?

Yes? This position might just be for you.

Responsibilities include, but are not limited to:

Buying birthday cakes for staff birthdays (critical)

Turning the coffee machine on in the morning

Communicating with clients in a professional manner to process invoices, insertion orders, and meeting requests

Welcoming guests

Delivery of competition prizes

Perks include, but are not limited to:

Holding authority – if the office is an orchestra, you are the conductor

Reporting directly to Seth (he smells good)

Exclusive staff discounts at all of 2oceansvibe’s partner brands

Random staff lotteries

A boss who won’t get all pissy and passive agressive if – God forbid – you need to attend to a burst geyser

A competitive, market related salary

Sound good?

INCLUDE IN YOUR APPLICATION:

A photo of yourself

Your CV

A short cover letter

Send your email HERE, with the subject, “2oceansvibe Job Application”