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February 5, 2014

Please Enjoy: Mormon University Video Encourages Students To Report Excessive Masturbation [VIDEO]

Join the students of Brigham Young University in their confusion regarding this motivational video supporting snitches across the globe.

Join the students of Brigham Young University in their confusion regarding this motivational video supporting snitches across the globe. Using a wounded soldier on a battlefield as a metaphor for a student who is addicted to porn, is like trying to say Spongebob Squarepants being able to turn on a tap underwater is a metaphor for panda’s not wanting to make babies. It makes no sense.

As the saying goes, snitches get stitches. Somehow this anti-masturbation video, referring to the act as ‘the Great War’ against porn,  supports tattling on the ‘wounded soldiers’.  We think the message got lost somewhere on the battlefield of tissues and lotion.

Please enjoy the confusion.