It seems being holed up in a grubby Pakistani hideout for years will crack just about any man, including the former leader of one of the world’s most hated terrorist organisations.
In amongst the ridiculous application forms and some interesting reading material (HERE), US intelligence officials have revealed that Osama Bin Laden had a penchant for pornography, favouring what is being called ‘hardcore’. I wouldn’t know much about all that so here’s Brian Hale, a spokesman for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, quoted in the Mirror:
We have no plans to release that at this point in time.
Due to the nature of the content the decision was made not to release it.
OK, well that’s rather unfortunate. This is the man who masterminded the 9/11 attacks (conspiracy theorists bristle) Brian, let’s see what twisted sex acts he was into.
The pornography was found on computers taken from the compound where Bin Laden was murdered (under suspicious circumstances) and has been brought back to the US for analysis. I can imagine the ‘fairly extensive cache’ will need to be examined in great deal by a team of highly-trained experts to ensure they don’t miss anything.
Navy SEALS also found a series of love letters written to his wife. I highly doubt he made mention of what will no doubt come to be known as the Pornhub ‘Osama Bin Laden Greatest Hits’ section.
Osama Bin Laden? More like Osama Bin Wankin’. You can blame the New York Post for that one.
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