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February 18, 2009

COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY : IT’S FOR THE BIRDS

I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t!

I made that mistake, you see..

 

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Get there fast, ladies!

 

I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked:

“How long would you date someone before having sex with them?”

– Days
– Weeks
– Months
– Years
– I am saving myself for marriage.

Hey!? I thought to myself – it doesn’t mention minutes or hours, and it has this bizarre reference to saving yourself for marriage. Errr, (*smoke coming out of ears*) I don’t understand…

MAN

DOES

NOT

COMPUTE..

I shook it off and came across this little question/header:

“Sex with the same gender”

Pffft! BANG! EXPLOSION IN HEAD. Brain….does….not…understand..!

But then the big one came through and I realised this sex survey was NOT for the guys.

“Would you have sex while menstruating”

Whoaaah! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!! DELETE! DELETE! CLOSE WINDOW!!!!

Phew… that was a close one!

But, through this painful yet useful research, I am able to report to all my beautiful angel readers out there that this sex survey is PARTICULARLY SPICY and I suggest you go there ASAP. The results are going to be QUITE something!

 

CLICK HERE FOR COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY