Monday, June 30, 2025

Everyone’s Talking About Tom Cruise’s Fake Bum

Either Tom has plenty of junk in his trunk, or he decided to use a little padding on his posterior. The internet sleuths can't seem to agree.

Tom Cruise is 55, which means that he holds it together well for his age.

He is also famous for doing his own stunts, something the makers of the Mission Impossible franchise punt at every opportunity, but what about using a fake arse?

Seems a little odd, but how about this still from 2008’s Valkyrie?

From THIS tweet:

Damn, that is some serious junk in the trunk

Let’s go the video:

Theories abound – is it a stunt bum, CGI gone wrong, just an odd freeze frame / camera trick, or is Tom sending Kim Kardashian subliminal messages?

I’ll leave you to your own devices, because I’m moving on with my life.

[source:metro]