My God we have neglected Paris Hilton for quite some time now!
I thought I would celebrate her return with this pic of her taken earlier this week in the Caribbean.
Paris Hilton
Interesting vibe her bum is going for there. But, in hindsight, we didn’t expect it to be covered in a conventional manner, did we?
You go, “Noooo, Seth!”
I’m sorry, but this article is going nowhere. I could spice it up by chatting about Jordan and Peter Andre’s marriage falling apart, or showing you a recent (NSFW) pic of Dolph Lundgren’s penis, but I won’t.
