See that dead horse lying there?
Ja, watch this.
[grabs whip]
Once again, I’m not claiming this, but I’m just SAYING, that the latest issue YOU Magazine [*cough* of which I am a cover story] is currently featured on CNN (here). This, shortly after being featured in the Daily Mail (here), as well as the BBC (here).
Come on – that’s QUITE mean?
[looks at himself in the mirror]
YOU Magazine is, essentially, the most well-known South African magazine in the world at the moment.
Coincidence? I don’t know.
Let’s get a close up of the 2oceansvibe “cover” story:
Bottom left – that’s it, my boet
I’m just SAYING…that IF this becomes a record-breaking seller, I could, IN TIME, claim that I was a “cover story” for that particular big-selling issue.
Pushing it?
I don’t know.
[points, runs]
*CLICK HERE for 2oceansvibe’s “YOU Magazine” article.
[thanks ryan]
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