It’s getting a tad boring
Megan Fox continues to punish herself with ludicrous statements and general tomfoolery. Here she talks about self-loathing and other things we’re really interested in. And there I thought a Rolling Stone gathers no moss? What do you call that shambles on the cover? [Just Jared]
Mickey Rourke had sex with a model and she desperately didn’t want people to find out. Jeez – I’d tell people if I had sex with Mickey Rourke – he’s a goddamn legend, woman! [Celebslam]
Celebrity Death Trend – Patrick Swayze. And Michael Jackson. And Keith Floyd. And John Hughes. And Farrah Fawcett. And Walter Cronkite. When you put it that way, it sounds like a lot — but has there really been a noteworthy uptick in celebrity deaths this summer? [Jezebel/Gawker]
Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master – Today is a Great Day in America’s history: President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master, playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like *swisssssh* and *swoooosh* with his mouth. The Star Wars Kid has been vindicated, at last [Gizmodo]
If you like Miranda Kerr, then you’re going to thoroughly enjoy this BRAND NEW bikini shoot with the little elf-life angel [Egotastic]
Emmys Countdown – Will Dexter slay Mad Men? Can Big Love get the love? Or will House bring it home? The Daily Beast handicaps this Sunday’s Emmy Awards for drama. [Daily Beast]
A FOX News anchor in the US, Ernie Anastos, told meteorologist Nick Gregory that “it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast,” and then, to the utter shock and appall of his co-anchor, Dari Alexander continued, “Keep fucking that chicken.” You will watch this at least three times. It’s quick – do it [Gawker]
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