Thursday, August 14, 2025

TBG SPOTTED WITH LOVECHILD?

Unbelievable scenes this morning at vida e on Kloof Street, as this photo of the great man was tweeted by “king_si” and forwarded to the 2oceansvibe Twitter account. It’s been a while since The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) has been spotted around town. No doubt he has been overseas somewhere, curing the sick and mending […]

FRIDAY MORNING SPICE

Robert Mugabe Will Grace Us With His Presence Robert Mugabe Is Joining Us For The Final – Kim Jong il is going to be very jealous that another (although not nearly as successful) dictator will be attending the final of the 2010 World Cup. It has been confirmed that Zimbabwe’s Bob Mugabe will be in […]

2OCEANSVIBE RADIO LIVE FRIDAY MORNING!

Don’t forget to tune in LIVE online at 2oceansviberadio.com tomorrow morning (Friday) from 8am to 10am! Just click “LISTEN Live” when you get there. Then you can indulge in some great tunes, topical chat, hilarious phone-ins, as well as the classic sport, weather and news (real news – that you REALLY care about!). Check out […]

“CAPE TOWN IS THE FUTURE” – ACCORDING TO AN AUSSIE JOURNO

My dad sent me this article from the Australian online publication, Crikey. Quite an interesting take and a must read for all! Personally I was taken by the quote, “Cape Town Is the Future.” It took me back to a few years ago when I attended the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne, Australia. The crowd in […]

WIMPY LAUNCH HILARIOUS ONLINE GAME AND COMPETITION

If there ever was a brand that has always been around the block, it’s Wimpy. Waves of nostalgia and memories of road-trips to Plett enter my mind, with me servicing my dad a fresh cold beer every couple of hours and a glass (real glass – plastic gives her Ladyship moth ulcers) of wine (with […]

THE END OF FM RADIO

I was browsing the overseas newspapers on my iPad and spotted something on the front page of yesterday’s Daily Telegraph in the UK. Check it out – bottom right: With the launch of 2oceansvibe Radio, I am naturally drawn to articles like this – especially when they’re on the front page. Really interesting stuff here […]

THURSDAY MORNING SPICE

Famke vs Penelope In The 2010 World Cup Final Famke Janssen Takes On Penelope Cruz In The 2010 World Cup Final – We said goodbye to Germany last night as they were conquered by The Red Fury in Durban. They will have to work harder on their Vorsprung Durch technique before the next World Cup. […]

NEW OLD SPICE AD

The biggest Old Spice ad to hit the internot was surely the one which ends with the guy on a horse. It’s been watched nearly 12 million times so far on YouTube. Check it out here if you missed it. Once you’ve done that, cast your beautiful eyes over to this video below, which is […]

LANCE ARMSTRONG’S $15,000 BIKE HELMET

Cycling fans out there must be rock-hard when looking at this pic of Lance Armstrong’s new helmet. And if not, they will be when I tell them that this new helmet gives Lance 20-30 grams less “drag.” Lance Armstrong’s new helmet – picked up on Gizmodo website Apparently: [A concept] that has a short tail […]

BE MORE LIKE LIZ TAYLOR

Hello beautiful babies! Daddy was just browsing through the Vanity Fair magazine on his iPad, and he came across this picture of Liz Taylor and Richard Burton, taken at Heathrow airport in 1970. Daddy wants you to look at this picture carefully. You see what Liz did there? With those shorts and that top? And […]

WEDNESDAY MORNING SPICE

Shock Decision – Paul The Octopus Picks Spain Paul The Octopus STUNS Germany And Picks Spain To Win Semifinals – Paul, a brilliant German octopus, has impressed fans worldwide with his uncanny ability to correctly predict the outcome of Germany’s World Cup games. Most recently, the omniscient octopus selected the Germans to beat favored Argentina. […]

THE NEW 2OCEANSVIBE SONG – BY “I SCREAM & THE CHOCOLATE STIX”

Remember that band that made that sick “My Cape Town” song? The one that went viral and brought down the Seacom cable? Ja, that one. Ok, it didn’t really bring down Seacom, but it did manage to get Helen Zille to comment on their Facebook page. We’ve also featured it a couple of times on […]

NANDO’S HAS A GO AT PARIS HILTON

I’ll give these Nando’s characters one thing, they move pretty darn swiftly! Behold the latest viral ad to get cooked on their flame-frilled ovens. This time it’s targeted at Paris Hilton, following the marijuana skandaal in Pretoria last Friday. If you can’t read the small print, it goes like this, “Whether it’s for lunch, supper […]

THE 2010 LOERIE AWARDS VIDEO – NAUGHTY

We saw their posters a few months back and noted the tongue-in-cheek angle they were going for, playing on the 2010 World Cup with the words “The Biggest Event Of The Year.” But now they’ve gone one step further, with this “reel.” I was sent this from someone at “Ogilvy.” Probably one of the “creatives.” […]

TUESDAY MORNING SPICE – ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

Anna Chapman – The spy who loved you Extremely Hot Russian Spy Joined Mile-High Club – Finally we get the confirmation that we were waiting for. According to her ex-husband, Anna Chapman, the extremely hot Russian spy who surfaced in New York, was incredible in bed. This latest top-secret intelligence also confirms that she joined […]

DAVID THORNE VISITS CHAT ROULETTE

You should be well aware of Chat Roulette by now. If not, I’ll save you from sure social emboerrissment and fill you in – It basically connects you to other people with webcams. So they look at you and you look at them. If you both have microphones, you can also chat. Or you can […]

CRAZY PLANE WRITING ABOVE WORLD CUP STADIUM

I got this video clip from a reader. It looks pretty real but I don’t recognise which stadium it is. Is that Cape town? Were you there? Does anyone know anything about this? You can see the plane flying off at the end. Did you catch that? [thanks reese]

MONDAY MORNING SPICE

Rafa Takes Wimbledon Nadal Wins Wimbledon – Well the poms will be horrified that Andy Murray didn’t win. They had better start putting pressure on him for next year’s Wimbledon ASAP! God forbid they don’t jinx him like they do every one of their sportsmen (I know – he’s Scottish – the irony etc.). The […]

JACKIE SELEBI GUILTY

It doesn’t get more emboerrissing than a former Police Chief and head of INTERPOL, being found guilty of corruption. Burn in hell, Jackie Selebi. Former head of interpol and SA’s Police Chief, Jackie Selebi, has been found guilty Former police chief Jackie Selebi is a person with low moral fibre, who cannot be relied upon, […]

PODCAST FROM FRIDAY’S MORNING’S 2OCEANSVIBE RADIO SHOW

What an awesome show that was! If you missed it you can download the podcast (link below) and catch up with this morning’s entertainment which included sports talk, international news, some hot music and plenty phone-ins and competition winners! Well done to everyone who won a pair of Havaiana’s flops and Sunglass Hut vouchers! TODAY’S […]

FRIDAY MORNING SPICE – ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

A Recent Naomi Campbell Interview. She flips when diamonds are discussed.. War Crimes Court Orders Naomi Campbell To Testify – A war crimes tribunal served a subpoena on evil supermodel Naomi Campbell Thursday, ordering her to testify in the trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor. Prosecutors asked the court in May to order the […]

FRIDAY’S RADIO SHOW SET TO EXPLODE!

THIS SHOW HAS ALREADY FINISHED – YOU CAN CATCH THE PODCAST HERE Yes, of COURSE there will be more 2oceansvibe Radio on Friday, featuring topical chat (including stuff that people are actually talking about), news, weather, hilarious phone calls, celebrity cameos (so far the live guests have included Goldfish, John Smit, The Parlotones, Rob Fleck, […]

THURSDAY MORNING HEADLINES

Andy Roddick’s babe, Brooklyn Decker The Wimbledon Players’ Box – Off the court, the world’s best tennis players spend as much time playing, er, mixed doubles as anyone else. As Wimbledon action gets under way this week, VF.com takes a look at 15 tennis wives and girlfriends past and present who have made the courtside […]

THE NEW CONCISE SA BRAAI RULES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL

Our rabid international fan should know that a South African “braai” is our version of a BBQ. Mainly ‘cos we’re awesome. New Standard Operating Procedures released today – please learn BRAAI RULES We are about to enter the BRAAI season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor […]

EXTREMELY HOT RUSSIAN SPY SURFACES IN NEW YORK

News items like this only come around once every few years. They remind you of why Ian Fleming was such a genius, as he churned out the iconic James Bond novels – most of which featured extremely hot woman spies. With Kim Jong il as today’s real-life Bond villain, and this smoking hot Russian spy […]

VUVUZELA – THE FACTS

Amazon sales of the vuvuzela have increased 1000% – did you know that? But that’s not all – The first vuvuzela was blown in Camps Bay by Christian Stewart in the late 50’s – did you know that? Ok, I was kidding about one of those statements. But which one is it? Check out the […]

TOAST – RIGHT NEXT TO THE HEN’S TEETH

It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask. The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at […]

TUESDAY MORNING SPICE

Angelina Jolie To Play Cleopatra – ​Claudette Colbert was divine as Cleopatra in 1934, but nothing can top Liz Taylor wearing ’60s style togas and makeup, croaking “Caesar, what’s boinin’?” Well, now, it’s been announced that Angelina Jolie will be the next Cleo, possibly with Brad as Marc Anthony. I have no doubt he’ll absolutely […]