GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
The new Gulfstream.. Near-Supersonic Gulfstream 650 Unveiled – The new Gulfstream 650 was unveiled yesterday at their Savannah factory. This one can take you anywhere in the world with its 7,000 nautical miles range at a top speed of Mach 0.925 (704mph,) almost the speed of sound at a 41,000-feet altitude. $65 million is […]
LEVI’S JEANS CAMPAIGN HITS THE 10,000 MARK!!!
I cannot actually believe it! The Levi’s Get Rid of Your Jeans For Good campaign has been SUCH a raging success! With the latest tally showing that a “whopping” 10,299 pairs of jeans have been donated so far! I think that may well be the first time I have ever written the word “whopping.” It […]
2OCEANSVIBE SHOW HEADS UP PLUS A NEW WORD!
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Muizenberg, Sunday – World recordphoto:lee slabber Cape Town surfers break Guinness World Record at Earthwave – To say that the Earth Wave CT Event held at Muizenberg on Sunday was a roaring success would be a huge understatement. Never before in the history of South African surfing have so many surfers participated harmoniously in […]
GOLDFISH LIVE TODAY – A NOTICE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT TICKETS
COMPETITION IS VERY MUCH CLOSED AS ALL AVAILABLE TICKETS ARE GONE. WELL DONE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR VICTORY. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. THE AWESOME ONES.. WINNERS ARE REMINDED TO BRING THEIR PROOF OF WINNING AS PER SETH’S EMAIL INSTRUCTIONS. THIS PROOF WILL CORRESPOND TO YOUR NAME […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
David LettermanEnjoys it.. David Letterman shocked viewers Thursday when he announced on his show that someone was trying to blackmail him over his sexual relationships with female staffers. The person threatened to make the affairs public if he did not pay $2 million. A CNN legal analyst said Letterman had affairs with at least two […]
GOLDFISH – LIVE – FRIDAY AFTERNOON – POOLSIDE – CAPE TOWN
It’s going to be difficult for me to write this article without audio. Because I want to shout it. I want to scream it. It’s off the charts. It’s off the hook. And dare I say it, OFF THE CHAIN! Cape Town has NEVER seen anything like this before! Stop it It was […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Pushing it? A Teazers billboard advertisement which states that the strip club’s dancers “don’t need any gender tests”, has nothing whatsoever to do with Caster Semenya, according to Teazers owner Lolly Jackson. He said the campaign was designed to make it clear that Teazers employees are “100% woman”. [news24] Former Prosecutor: I Lied In […]
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GRAND NATIONAL VIDEO
You’ll recall with tears in your eyes the 2nd Neighbourhood Rock/Paper/Scissors Grand National which took place a couple months ago at Neighbourhood bar on Long Street. Ja, well it looks like the organisers have finally surfaced from the tequila haze and have produced a highlights video from the event. They’re taking it national (properly) soon […]
MONICA CRUZ IS HER NAME
Spotted in a European ELLE Mag. Monica Cruz – 32 Hotter than her sister, Penelope?
CONAN O’BRIEN WIPES OUT
I mentioned this the other day but I didn’t have the footage. Now I do have the footage and I want to bring it to you in a full-on POST, rather than a Good Morning Headline. Because I dig Conan O’Brien! For those of you NOT in the loop, Conan O’Brien is a […]
THE TBG – A FLEETING MOMENT
It is interesting to note that the TBG’s (Tall Blonde Guy’s) fame has reached such biblical proportions that we are now at a point where a pic of him on the phone in the street is just as newsworthy as personal interaction photographs/reports with civilians. Dear Seth, Dude…. The Vibe is following me. I […]
SUGAR DADDIES AND SUGAR BABIES UNITE!
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Dita Von Teesefor Wonderbra Dita Von Teese whips up some new designs for Wonderbra – For someone who takes their clothes off for a living, it’s no surprise Dita Von Teese gets to create her own line of lingerie. She’s been hired by Wonderbra to recreate her unique look for the masses. [dailymail] Roman […]
THE NEW PUMA CABANA RANGE HAS ARRIVED
I lot of you have either emailed or told me in person that you couldn’t find the Puma Cabana shoes featured in the top ad on this website. Let me give you a visual reminder: The highly sought after “Cabana” range Well I’m pleased to tell you that they are now IN STORE! […]
2OCEANSVIBE “CAPE TOWN SHORT CUTS” – EPISODE 1
Don’t be shy to use the term “ground breaking” as you take in an all-new feature here on 2oceansvibe, in the form of the “Cape Town Short Cuts!” (use fingers above head to indicate inverted commas). This brand new concept takes you, the very beautiful 2oceansvibe reader, onto the streets of Cape Town. Watch and […]
TRAFFIC CAM WEBSITE SHOWS MORE THAN JUST ROADS AND CARS
The fact that capetowntrafficcam.co.za gives you live webcam footage of the traffic situation on Cape Town’s roads, is one thing – but there is surely nothing wrong with taking in the sites while you’re doing it? Check out these STUNNING pics spotted on the site this morning. Milnerton region Camps Bay beach Nothing […]
CNN INTERVIEWS ZUMA – CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR TAKES HIM TO TASK
The G20 was carrying on over the past week or so and you might remember we mentioned CNN’s Christiane Amanpour when she destroyed one Robert Gabriel Mugabe in his first interview with the Western World in the last five years. South African president, Jacob “Jay-Z” Zuma got his turn on CNN with the same lady. […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
“But she told me she was 16!!” Roman Polanski’s arrest in Switzerland has blindsided the Los Angeles court. Gerald Posner reports on the director’s 32-year legal odyssey—and whether the district attorney will be forced to drop the case. For those of you not following this – get into it. [dailybeast] Music teacher jailed for […]
“FUNNY YELLOW TRUMPET” – BY VUVU AND THE ZELAS
These guys who call themselves Vuva and the Zelas have made a song called “Funny Yellow Trumpet” which documents a group of white guys taking a taxi to a local football game, ultimately falling in love with soccer and the vuvuzela. It’s pretty damn funny – check it out (wait for play box […]
2OCEANSVIBE DECLARES SUMMER OPEN!
It is tradition here at 2oceansvibe to “call it” when it feels right for us (for you). I remember back in 2007, we called it on September 17. Well it looks like it’s 11 days later this year. Don’t know why – probably a combination of El Nino, global warming and Michael Jackson’s death. Quietly […]
WHICH ELLE MAGAZINE VANESSA HAYWOOD COVER DO YOU PREFER?
I’m not 100% sure if this is for public consumption, but I’m gonna roll with it anyway. I mean really, MY inbox is YOUR inbox right? You remember the other day I swung by the ELLE Magazine cover shoot with District 9 star, Vanessa Haywood? You may have even caught the video of me and […]
BARACK OBAMA – FROZEN IN TIME
There was a U.N. meeting at the Museum of Modern Art in New York on Wednesday, during which US President Barack Obama had to endure 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries. ALL THE PHOTOS can be seen one-by-one on the State Department’s flikr page. Or, what you might prefer, and the reason for this post; […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Brigitte BardotBorn : 28 September 1934 Brigitte Bardot turns 75 today. She starred in 48 films, recorded 80 songs and established herself as an animal rights activist. She also became somewhat outspoken in her criticism of immigration, race-mixing, some homosexuality and Islam. As a result, she has been convicted five times for “inciting racial […]
GARY KIRSTEN ENCOURAGING SEX
From bowling to boning! It looks like there are more things to think about before a big game, besides fielding practice and the bowling machine. Gary Kirsten believes a good session before heading on to the sports field is all India’s cricketers need to bring home the trophies. Judging by the action the boys get, […]
THE NEW 2010 RANGE ROVER
I’ve noticed a HELLUVA lot of adverts for the new Range Rover online, as well as offline. I just want to say right now that I STRONGLY urge you NOT to buy one. I say this to you as your friend, brand meister and, as an “opinion leader” I feel it’s my duty. Whether it’s […]
MUGABE’S FIRST INTERVIEW WITH WESTERN MEDIA IN 5 YEARS
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe says many white farm owners occupied the land illegally and “historically have a debt.” Enjoy this CNN interview and keep an eye on anchor, Christiane Amanpour, as she literally shakes with anger. I don’t know why people get so upset about Robert Mugabe. It’s a chemical imbalance in his brain. […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Hello, my Friday lovers. Look what I’ve got for you!! Heather LocklerKilling it.. Daring Swedish helicopter robbery – Robbers used a helicopter in a spectacular raid of a cash depot in Stockholm, breaking into the building through the roof and flying off with bags of cash. I like these guys! [timeslive] It’s Official: […]
MEDIA24 BELIEVES ANAL SEX IS A LIFESTYLE
Well the gloves are well and truly off. Not to be outdone by Mail & Guardian’s use of the uncensored word “fuck” in a recent article (this, not long after News24, without any censoring whatsoever, published the words “cocksucker,” “fuck,” and “cunt” in the same article (hey, I’m just quoting here)), Media24 have stepped things […]
THIS IS WHERE I WILL BE ON SUNDAY – A PERFECT END TO THE LONG WEEKEND
I won’t have to walk very far from my suite at the Cape Royale, downstairs to 1800 restaurant on Sunday; as they showcase over 50 wines, cheeses and chocolates! The Cape Royale Food & Beverage Manager gave me a glimpse of what they’re doing and I can promise you this is NOT to be missed. […]