WIN GOLDEN CIRCLE TICKETS TO THE KILLERS CONCERT IN CAPE TOWN (SOLD OUT)
I must apologise for constantly blowing your mind, but that’s just the way we roll, here at the vibe created from just 2 oceans and a whole lotta love. Just like we did a few weeks ago; we are offering you not only the chance to win €100 million (over R1 billion) in this weekend’s […]
DRUG BUST ON LONG STREET
I was chatting just the other day about the drug peddling issue on Long Street. You’ll recall I was saying how nice it is to visit Hudsons Burger Joint on Kloof Road, where drugs, parking and dirt is not as much of an issue. Looks like some of the Long Street boys got bust on […]
PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD
Like most people my age, I know every word to every song of Dirty Dancing – let alone every word uttered by Patrick Swayze in the film (we won’t even get into Road House). It just came at the right time and nailed me square between the eyes. A cousin of mine and I used […]
THE SILICON CAPE
Do you have some great online ideas, but don’t know how to get them off the ground? Do you have a community you can approach to bounce ideas off and to see if those ideas really are as amazing as you think? Do you lack the resources and skills to put your ideas to the […]
PARIS HILTON TWEETS ABOUT JUST JINJER
You know things are going pretty well in terms of exposure, if Paris Hilton is talking about you on her Twitter (over half a million ‘followers’). That’s what’s been happening for SA band Just Jinjer as their single gets released in the US. Check out the highlighted portion below: “Such great powerful lyrics” – […]
SETH ROTHERHAM “COVER STORY” FEATURED ON CNN
See that dead horse lying there? Ja, watch this. [grabs whip] Once again, I’m not claiming this, but I’m just SAYING, that the latest issue YOU Magazine [*cough* of which I am a cover story] is currently featured on CNN (here). This, shortly after being featured in the Daily Mail (here), as well as the […]
THE WEB ECONOMY BULLSHIT GENERATOR
I deal with a lot of geeks. But, because I’ve had a computer since the tender age of six, I can pretty much hold my own when they throw around tech jargon. Ja, the data is “corrupt,” bru. Your “server” doesn’t support “mySQL.” Ja, ja – whatever. And it gets even worse when you get […]
NANDOS RAMADAN COMMERCIAL
Just to fill you in, Ramadan is the ninth month of the year in the Islamic calendar. Let’s expend on that… [clears throat] It is the Islamic month of fasting, in which participating Muslims refrain from eating, drinking, smoking, and indulging in anything that is in excess or ill-natured; from dawn until sunset. […]
MILLA JOVAVICH BARES ALL FOR PURPLE MAGAZINE
We don’t do smut, here on 2oceansvibe. We’re a classy publication. But we are always willing to delve into tasteful photo shoots of beautiful women, for the sake of *ahem* art. So I’m warning everyone beforehand that within this post are hidden doorways into a realm of very tasteful naked NSFW pics of supermodel/Hollywood star […]
THE GREENEST CAR ON THE ROAD
Dave D sent in these pics having spotted an old-school mini cruising around Cape Town with ACTUAL LIVING PLANTS growing out of it. Your basic seedlings Mr Starke had no Ayres and graces Dave D tells us that he followed the car into an underground [they paved paradise and put up a] […]
17 YEAR OLD ANNA WINTOUR REVIEWS 1960’S LONDON NIGHTCLUBS
That’s right, my little fashionistas – daddy has found something quite delicious for you to chew on! A few scans have been made of the 1966 North London Collegiate School Magazine, which includes an essay by current US Vogue editor, Anna Wintour – 17 at the time. If I could turn back time.. Anna […]
CASTER SEMANYA’S TEST RESULTS
This, from the Sydney Morning Herald: Secret of Semenya’s sex stripped bare THE world champion 800m runner Caster Semenya has been revealed to have male and female sexual organs, posing an ethical and political quandary for the sport’s ruling body, the International Association of Athletics Federations, and her home nation, South Africa. Caster […]
UK’S DAILY MAIL FEATURES SETH ROTHERHAM
Ok, look, I’m probably completely overdoing it I just wanted to show you how big MY issue of the YOU Magazine is going. The likes of the BBC and Daily Mail are writing about it nearly every day. They are very focused on the cover story to do with the make-over given to SA gender-row […]
SHARKS LAUNCH “SINGLE SHARKS” ONLINE DATING WEBSITE
Sharks Rugby have really outdone themselves this time! They’ve expanded the successful sharks brand and franchise into an online dating service. And check out the chicks they’ve got on the front page – wowzers! singlesharks.co.za Ja, look, those are obviously just promotion or Sharks girls on the right of the screen – I […]
GET AN AMERICAN ITUNES ACCOUNT – BUY THE APPS AND MUSIC YOU REALLY WANT
Those of you who have an iPod or iPhone and have delved into iTunes, would have realised quite promptly that the SA iTunes Store is nothing short of dismal. That said, you are unable to buy music you actually want to listen to, let alone the super-cool apps for your iPhone. The iTunes account […]
BRANDON HUNTLEY, WHTE CANADIAN REFUGEE, IS “COLOURED”
A source gave us this. A new study has revealed that Brandon Huntley, who has been granted asylum in Canada after claiming to have been attacked by blacks several times, is the new black. Or more precisely, the former Capetonian is the descendant of one Francina van der Kaap, a woman “of colour”, and […]
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER – KEEPS IT COMING
Claudia Schiffer turned 39 about two weeks ago. Staring down the barrel at 40, we are prompted to reflect upon the smoking hot blonde german supermodel. In the days of the original supermodels (the “Big Six” – Linda, Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Kate, Naomi), Claudia was always my choice. She was all over my bedroom (it […]
NAKED TAMBOERSKLOOF WOMAN LOCKS HERSELF OUT
UNBELIEVABLE scenes today in Cape Town’s TBK region (memo : we will refer to “Tamboerskloof” as “TBK” from now on) where a near-naked woman locked herself out of her house, after attempting to clean the exterior windows. “Look, something is going on over there at that house” “Oh my GOD!! There is a woman […]
PIGEON FLIES FASTER THAN TELKOM BROADBAND
So a bunch of guys and girls finally had enough and got together to prove that Telkom’s Telkom “1Mb/s ADSL” lines are so low that a homing pigeon could probably deliver the data faster. So they stapled a 4Gb memory card to the pigeon’s leg and sent the same size file via Telkom Internet over […]
THIS IS FUNNY
The Muse doesn’t get Will Ferrell and, in particular, his character Ron Burgandy from the movie “Anchorman.” Although the other day I was watching it again and I caught her chuckling to herself. I turned to look and she quickly stopped laughing and rolled her eyes. Very childish. I want you to enjoy this video […]
PETANQUE – WITH LOUIS VUITTON
It’s no secret that I am a petanque (or “boules”) champion in the Provencial town of Menerbes – extending perhaps as far as Lacoste and, dare I say, Avignon. It is rumoured that Pierre Cardin wants to challenge me for the title, but that remains to be seen. Imagine my excitement when I clapped eyes […]
MY “YOU MAGAZINE” ISSUE IS CAUSING A BIT OF A STINK OVERSEAS
It goes without saying that the 10 September YOU Magazine issue which featured yours truly (on page 130) is causing absolute mayhem overseas. No, no, not because of me, but rather the fact that it features Caster Semenya. YOU Magazine decided to gave her a make-over, after the controversy surrounding her gender. This, from the […]
THE “KINGS OF NEON” PARTY AT CAPRICE
“Kings of Neon?!” – come on, man – that’s quality! I’m speechless. Just look at this flyer – it says it all. (You guys look hysterical!) God help us all! I must say that looks like it’s going to be crazy fun. I strongly suggest that everybody goes. Maybe HQ beforehand for Friday […]
US OPEN BALL BOY EATS IT
For those of you who weren’t aware, the US Open is on at the moment. It’s full of dramas this year, with top seeds falling all over the show! Speaking of falling, enjoy this ball boy using his head to walk. Yu! [thanks 3]
SA VICE PRESIDENT HAS BRAAI NEXT TO LANDING STRIP
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
ICE IS BACK WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION
When someone told me that Vanilla Ice is coming to perform in South Africa, I told him he was talking rubbish. That’s when he grabbed me by the arm and said, “Hey, Seth, why don’t you just stop, collaborate and listen for a change!” Vanilla Ice I did, and It looks like it’s […]
THE TENGA FLIP HOLE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
We feature spicy products from time to time, here on the streets of 2oceansvibe. The recent past has featured some gems, including the so-ridiculous-it-must-be-real Comfort Wipe commercial, as well as the surely-not Sticky Nips advertisement. Now while these videos may seem a tad risqué to some, I remind you that they have all been featured […]
BRYAN HABANA – CAPE STYLE
As things hot up with Western Province Rugby’s signing of Springbok speedster and Gillette poster-boy, Bryan Habana , we contemplate how things might change for him once he moves to the Cape. Jussis, maar hy’s vinnig, neh?! Awesome dental work! He just needs to get a little bray going and he’ll be 100% […]
NEW JULIUS MALEMA HUGGIES AD
Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema.. Spotted at watkykjy.co.za. I’m fine with that..
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN SUPPORTS HEART FM SPRING DIP
Well it’s not every day that a Hollywood A-lister comes out in support of a local radio station! Heart 104.9FM celebrated the annual Heart FM Spring Dip, and Christopher Walken lent a hand and joined in on the fun! Christopher Walken“I got this watch…” No stranger to Cape Town events, Christopher Walken was […]