You Won’t Believe This Isn’t Real Bacon

This bacon does everything that normal bacon does; it looks like bacon, it smells like bacon, and it tastes like bacon. But it is not bacon.
Coconut Kelz And Schalk Bezuidenhout Tackle The News [Video]

Coconut Kelz is the host of a new digi-series, called ‘Who Got Chowed on Twitter?’, and her first guest is funnyman Schalk Bezuidenhout.
The Perfect Face Mask For Bacon Fans Has Arrived [Video]

It’s not really a big ask to don a face mask in order to curb the spread of a deadly virus, but perhaps bacon can win over those who still refuse to play ball.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Bacon / cancer link disputed. Trump’s Ozzie shocker. Clifton stabbing. WeWork’s cash crisis. Russia’s hidden nuclear accidents. Woolies CEO’s massive payday. Rugby goggles. Bieber marries again.
The War To Perfect Meat-Free Fake Bacon Is Heating Up

Vegetarians and vegans who miss the taste of bacon could be in for a treat sometime in the near future, as companies duke it out to create the perfect ‘facon’.
This Bacon Toaster Is One Of The Greatest Things We’ve Ever Seen [Video]

Making bacon can take a turn for the worse if you drop the ball, which is why this appliance is the stuff dreams are made of. Bacon pancakes for everyone.
WINNER ANNOUNCED: Win 2 Tickets To Saturday’s ‘Baconfest’ – All You Can Eat Bacon For 5 Hours

There’s a Baconfest in Cape Town this weekend and if you want to see how much bacon you can eat in 5 hours, check it out.
You Can Cook Bacon Naked Now

Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon.
I’m Outta Here! Slaughterhouse Pig Free After Jump From Moving Truck [Video]

Pigs may be dirty, but this guy is a smart one. Assuming his dreaded fate, rather than giving into it, he took the moment into his own hoofs and jumped.
Cooking Bacon With Water Will Rock Your World [Video]

Bacon. The quintessential food of the gods. The guilty little pleasure that most of us simply cannot live without. Alas, it does so happen that our daily dose of this celebrated food can at times be ruined when not prepared correctly. Nothing spells disaster for the remainder of the already mundane-looking day at the office […]
Finally, Your Smartphone Will Be Able To Release Bacon And Coffee Smells [PICS & VIDEO]

Trust the Japanese to invent something like this. It’s been a long time coming, ever since the world was introduced to the idea of synthetic smells with the brief,but interesting spell of ‘scratch-n-sniff’stickers. Now,instead of making smells come out of stickers, they’re making smells come out of your phone. That’s right, they’ve made a smartphone accessory that can make your room smell like coffee. Or Bacon. Or Curry. Whatever revs your motor.
Global Bacon Shortage “Unavoidable” In 2013

It’s time to start getting a little worried, gang. Soon that Saturday morning English breakfast is going to be missing its most vital ingredient, and your bacon and egg roll will become nothing more than just an egg roll. It’s coming – the porkpocalypse.
Take That, Old Spice: Fat People Smell Better
Wait, no, that’s not right. People who are overweight have a better SENSE of smell. In the continuing search for the real cause of obesity, researchers at the University of Portsmouth have established a correlation between obesity and heightened sense of smell. Presumably those who can smell the bacon first get the bacon first.
Wine-Tasting Robot Thinks Humans Taste Like Bacon; The End Is Nigh.
Researchers at NEC System Technologies have designed robots with the ability to identify dozens of different wines, cheeses and appetizers, because that’s something we need robots for. Except they think people taste like bacon.