Big Time Drug Dealer Gets Roasted For Looking Like Emmet The Lego Man [Pic]

A ‘big time’ drug dealer has been feeling the pointy end of social media’s shame stick after a police mugshot went viral showing the gangsta with a haircut that many are saying he stole from the classic Lego Man.
Ukraine’s Elite Combat Dolphins Will Serve Under Russia

This just goes to show that you can’t trust a dolphin in war – they’re bladdy turncoats. Following the annexing of Crimea by Russia, the Crimean combat dolphin programme will be preserved and will serve under the Russian Navy. They serve only the hand that feeds them the best smelly fish.