Lovely – People Are Getting Eyeball Tattoos Now

In case you have the need to really stand out in the crowd constantly, you can now go and get your eyeball tattooed. I’m not judging. Jokes. I totally am. Life is not Avatar, guys. It will never be real, no matter how hard you try.
Has A Woman Ever Lied About A Pregnancy To You? Spare A Thought For This Chap

There are some full on crazies out there – here is hoping that you never find one sitting at the edge of your bed staring at you whilst you are coming out of a booze-induced coma… #mistakeshappen
Elon Musk Deleted This Comment About His Genuine ‘Killer Robots’ Fear

Killer Robots seem to be a popular theme lately. Are they genuine, or has Elon Musk been watching a few too many re-runs of The Terminator?