Thursday Morning Spice

Six years in jail for drunk driving in South Africa, Supreme Court backs ‘biological’ definition of woman, China tells Trump to ‘stop whining’ over tariffs, Post Office crisis deepens, and A rare glimpse into Bram Stoker’s thoughts on Dracula.
French Woman’s Blood-Drained Body Found In Italian Church After She Went ‘Searching For Ghosts’

Police believe the victim could have been attempting to carry out a TikTok stunt, adding that her death could be related to a ghost-hunting competition being played in France.
It Looks Like Keanu Reeves And Winona Ryder Are Actually Married

Keanu Reeves has pretty much confirmed that he and Winona Ryder are indeed “married in the eyes of God”.
Idris Elba Comes Clean About Nic Cage Vampire Rumour

This seems like a legit way to prove theories. Swim underwater? Must be a fish. Climb a tree? Must be a monkey. Visit Dracula’s castle? Must be a vampire…
Vampire Nation Exploits Prince Charles’ Dracula Bloodline For Tourism

Prince Charles is the descendent of Count Dracula – seriously- he even admits it (video inside). And the bloodsucking Romanian National Tourist Office is using the link to sell holiday packages to would-be UK tourists.