Thursday, May 29, 2025

Rob Ford Has Been Stalking A Rob Ford Impersonator

Apparently there’s a Rob Ford impersonator out there, and Rob Ford himself has been stalking him. The impersonator claims that he was followed by the mayor and his brother, Doug Ford, over the weekend.

Drunk Josh Brolin Was In An Embarrassing Bar Fight This Weekend [VIDEO]

This is a bit of a weird one. You would expect the star of movies like ‘True Grit’ and ‘No Country For Old Men’ to put up a decent bar fight, but this is just embarrassing. The 45 year-old seemed to be trying to take down a bouncer at O’Brien’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica. He was outraged because the bouncer had told him that the pub was closing for the night – and he was prepared to fight to keep it open.

Thursday Morning Spice

SA official fired for being smashed at Chelsea Flower Show. US weapons reach Syrian rebels. Kimi’s Ferrari comeback. Hollande says David Cameron suffered a ‘schoolboy error.’ Dell buyout. Hitler loses citizenship.

Drunk Kroonstad Driver Crashes Into Petrol Pump [VIDEO]

A suspected drunk driver has been caught on camera crashing into a petrol pump at a filling station in Kroonstad. As you’ll see from the footage, the driver literally missed crushing the petrol attendant to death by milliseconds. But unbelievably no one was injured. The driver, identified as one Molefi Mokoena, then proceeded to belly-flop out his car window before trying to escape. He was however quickly apprehended by witnesses and appeared in the Kroonstad Magistrate’s court on charges of drunk driving.

WATCH: Video Allegedly Captures Eastern Cape Premier’s Drunken Bar Rant [VIDEO]

2oceansvibe Exclusive: Amateur footage has emerged, in which a woman, bearing striking resemblance and vocal tone to Eastern Cape Premier, Noxolo Kiviet, is seen inebriated and shouting obscenities in an Eastern Cape bar. The man who filmed the video alleges that the woman in the video, who states “Black people, they like to lie” (0:27) and “You white people like to say the truth, but the truth will never take you to heaven”, (02:41) at two separate points, is indeed Eastern Cape Premier, Noxolo Kiviet. CLICK THROUGH TO VIEW THE VIDEO

Local Prison Warder Too Drunk To Stand Up At Work [VIDEO]

Video footage taken last year of a prison warder too drunk to even stand up at work have gone viral. This after it came to light that the warder in question, only known as Pitso, would not be disciplined for his disgraceful behaviour. See the very sloshed Pitso shuffling around on his arse after the jump.

New Study Finds Alcohol And Other Drugs Can Actually Help The Brain Remember

A new study has found that drinking alcohol primes certain areas of our brain to learn and remember better. In a nutshell, when we drink alcohol (or take certain other drugs) our subconscious is learning to consume more. But it also becomes more receptive to forming subconscious memories and habits with respect to food, music, and even people or social situations. I’ll toast to that!

Car Wrecked In Under A Minute By Drunk Students [VIDEO]

The video you are about to see features future doctors, lawyers, and probably a few politicians too. A group of drunk university students decide it is a good idea to thrash someones Maxima in under a minute. Listen out for one of the guys filming the whole thing to say: “Dude, are you serious?”

The Social Media Sobriety Filter

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: drunk Facebooking ruins lives.

Thankfully the good people at Webroot Software have seen the urgent need to curb this scourge of humanity.

Mara Louw Admits Being Drunk On Air

Monday evening’s episode of Idols SA was the standard mix of tepid content, low production values, and a small group of talented vocalists vainly struggling against a tide of disinterested public, average backing tracks, and of course, inebriated judges.