Friday Morning Spice

Zelensky’s visit to South Africa attracts global interest, Blake Lively savagely bashed at Time100 gala, AI reset at Apple, Just Stop Oil movement goes deeper underground, and ‘Trump 2028’ hats and T-shirts for sale on president’s online store.
Joining Zuma’s Table At MK’s First Anniversary Celebration Will Cost A Ludicrous R2 Million

Who in their right mind is forking out R2 million to eat at the same table as former president Jacob Zuma?
Wednesday Morning Spice

Whistleblower claims that Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner is flawed, Jacob Zuma to contest elections, Champions League gets alleged terror threats, Using Minecraft to teach coding and robotics, and Scrabble makes historic change to game.
Bheki Cele Threatens To Expose Zuma’s “Exile Secrets”

“If he dares to spill the beans about the secrets of any ANC leader, he must bring it on because I am going to expose his shenanigans that took place in exile.”
Friday Morning Spice

ConCourt rules Jacob Zuma must go back to jail, South African teenage phenom ‘The Boogieman’ destroys 120kg Ireland prop, Like it or not, demerit points are coming, and World’s oldest glaciers discovered under South Africa’s gold fields.
Idiot Watch: Carl Niehaus Pledges Support To Russia’s War

Comrade Carl seemed to be a man apart, looking for a new cause, and bank account, to latch his carnie trailer to.
Hellmann’s Mayonnaise To Be Discontinued In South Africa. The REAL State Of Disaster

Hellmann’s Mayo to be discontinued. What fresh hell awaits us next?
International Corruption Index Says South Africa Is Just Average

Somehow, the latest corruption perceptions index reveals South Africa as merely average on an international scale of corruption
It Doesn’t Look Like Zuma And Schabir Shaik Are Very Sick [Videos]

On Friday, former president Jacob Zuma teamed up with his old pal and fellow medical parolee Schabir Shaik to open a restaurant in Umhlanga.
The ‘Zuma Back To Jail’ Circus Is Just Getting Started

The latest salvo in the quest to send Zuma back to the slammer saw the Supreme Court of Appeal (SCA) confirm that his medical parole was unlawful.
You’ll Enjoy Zapiro’s ‘Special Talent’ Zuma Cartoon

For the best part of 15 years, Zapiro and Jacob Zuma have been locking horns and long may it continue.
Why Would This Gauteng Diamond Dealer Help Fund Zuma’s Legal Costs?

Louis Liebenberg has made a sizeable fortune from dealing diamonds and he’s not afraid to use that to buy a little political capital here and there.
All We (And Zapiro) Can Do Is Laugh About Zuma’s Medical Parole

The battle over whether or not Zuma will return to prison to serve the remainder of his sentence rages on.
Remember That Big ‘Zuma Must Fall’ Billboard Drama? Here’s The Latest

In early 2016, a huge ‘Zuma Must Fall’ billboard appeared in Cape Town’s city centre at the bottom of Kloof Street.
Court Orders That Jacob Zuma Must Return To Jail

The Gauteng High Court in Pretoria has ruled that the decision to place Zuma on medical parole was unlawful.
“There Is No Coming Back” – ANC Finally Dealt A Crushing Blow

More than 12 years after Jacob Zuma was first sworn into office as our nation’s president, the people of South Africa have finally shown that they’re tired of being taken for a ride.
Zapiro Nails It With Zuma Medical Parole Cartoon

Has there ever been a more obvious ending to a saga than the announcement that Jacob Zuma has been granted medical parole?
Wednesday Morning Spice

Zuma dodges doctor. Day one under Taliban control. ANC’s election Hail Mary. UK’s most famous alpaca euthanised. Monaco royal marriage on the rocks.
How Embarrassing – Jacob Zuma Is Now Begging For Donations

As Jacob Zuma’s legal fees continue to mount, the former president’s foundation has sent out a “humble request” for donations.
Zapiro Doesn’t Buy Zuma’s ‘Medical Emergency’

After what feels like decades of avoiding the repercussions of his crimes, it was entirely unsurprising when Zuma exited prison last week for medical reasons.
Jacob Zuma Exits Prison For “Routine Observation” At Hospital

The Department of Correctional Services has confirmed that Zuma has left prison and been admitted to an outside hospital for medical observation.
Thursday Morning Spice

Zuma given leave from prison. More Weinstein charges. UCT’s new online school. Ugly inheritance war. Bachelor SA’s Marc and Marisa are over.
Story Behind That Durban Bagpipes Guy [Video]

A video filmed last night has gone viral, showing a man playing the bagpipes in La Lucia, KwaZulu-Natal, as community watch group members stand guard.
South Africa In The Midst Of “Insurrection” With Further Attacks Planned [Video]

What we have witnessed this past week or so are not merely random acts of violence, but rather a planned and executed “insurrection”, using social media mobilisation and the know-how of former uMkhonto we Sizwe (MK) operatives.
Is This The Man Behind The KZN Riots?

It’s easy to blame those stoking the fires on social media, and they do shoulder a large burden of responsibility, but there are also forces operating in the shadows.
The Most Damning And Depressing Looting Analysis You’ll Read Today

Sorry in advance. Feel free to exit stage left if you don’t want to go down this road, or just need a break from all of the negativity.
Let’s Chat About Duduzile Zuma-Sambudla’s 2011 Wedding

Being the president’s daughter comes with certain perks. Just ask Duduzile Zuma-Sambudla, who enjoyed a lavish wedding back in 2011.
Three Videos That Sum Up How Out Of Control The Looting Has Become

When your citizens have so little, for so long, and their pleas for assistance go unanswered, desperation sets in. Some of the looting, however, was indefensible.
People Dying: Zuma-Inspired Violence Has Become A Serious Problem [Videos]

Late last week, and throughout the weekend, scenes of chaos and destruction have played out, predominantly in KwaZulu-Natal and Gauteng.
Jacob Zuma’s Daughter Wants A War [Videos]

Dudu Zuma-Sambudla is trying to mobilise forces to protest her father’s arrest. Worryingly, she tweeted a video of a President Ramaphosa poster being hit with a hail of bullets.