Afrikaans Celebrates 100: Love, Legacy, And A Language On The Brink

As Afrikaans hits its century mark, fierce defenders, unlikely allies, and cold hard stats ask the same question: can it survive the next thirty years?
French Speakers Are Apparently Having A Hard Time With ChatGPT

According to some folks, phonetically, “ChatGPT” sounds exactly like you’re telling your kitty you farted.
South African Words Like ‘Gatvol’ And ‘Zol’ Included In Oxford English Dictionary

These words are among a slew of “untranslatable words”, defined by the OED as “words and phrases in one language that cannot be translated into another”.
Johannesburg Is The Second ‘Sweariest’ City In Africa According To Study

A new study has now shown that Johannesburg ranks as the second sweariest city in Africa, and considering South Africans’ penchant for telling it like it is, we’re surprised we don’t feature at the top of the list.
Why Do We, Like, Use The Word ‘Like’ So Much?

The word has for ages been pigeonholed as a sign of laziness and stupidity, but research has actually placed a substantial amount of functionality on ‘like’.
Now Wordle Fans Are Outraged

Be glad if you missed this word from last week because those that didn’t were full of four-letter expletives.
‘Booty Call’ And ‘Frenemies’ – Seven Common Slang Terms With Weird Hidden Histories

A few of the words or terms that would usually be followed by “as the kids are saying” actually date back a long, long way.
BBC Asks If Afrikaans Is In Danger Of “Dying Out”

The BBC looked into language politics in South Africa to determine whether or not Afrikaans was in danger of “dying out”.
Five Of The Weirdest Ways That Scientists Have Tried To Communicate With Aliens

Over the years scientists have tried to solve the problem of interstellar communication in some incredibly weird and wonderful ways.
Eight Words With Double Meanings That Show How Odd The English Language Can Be

If you’re a first-language English speaker, you probably take the language for granted. Have you ever stopped to think about just how weird it actually is?
Today’s Word Of The Day Is ‘Kakistocracy’

Looking to expand your vocabulary and learn a new insult perfect for our political climate? You’re in luck, my friend.
Our Exposure To AI Is Making Us All Talk Like Machines

In 2018, Google, Microsoft, and Instagram have unveiled AI programs that mimic their users, and now we’re mimicking them.
You Follow This English Grammar Rule Without Even Being Aware Of It

Learning a language often requires following a number of rules. Sometimes, it turns out, we’re not even aware of those rules.
SA Students Are Now Learning French As An African Language

As an increasing amount of Francophiles move to South Africa, local perceptions of the once Eurocentric language have shifted. So has the way its being taught in the classroom.
This Is Where The Phrase ‘Knock On Wood” Comes From

It’s one of those sayings many of use very regularly, but do you have any idea where the phrase originated from? We’re here to help.
Shit’s Going Down At Sans Souci In Cape Town [Video]

Girls at Sans Souci have joined in the nationwide stand against discriminatory codes of conduct, highlighting some ridiculous rules at their school.
Get To Know What Your Kids Are Talking About Online. e.g. GNOC Stands For Get Naked On Camera (And IWSN = I Want Sex Now) – More Here

Parents, it’s going to be okay. Thanks to the UK, here’s a guide to what your teens are saying online when they write in all caps.
“Who The Hell Are You Talking To?” Watch Parliament’s Deputy Speaker Completely Balls It Up [Video]

When in the National Assembly, it seems participants should be reduced to school children and have to hold the “talking stick”. Also, language should be kept to a respectful level.
Schabir Shaik “Has To Carry Around A Jar Of Vaseline Because He Gets Fucked All The Time”

Schabir Shaik is our country’s favourite fraudster. If he isn’t lying about his qualifications, he is staying at private game lodges instead of being in prison. Now he can add this to his list of amazingness.
The History Of Swear Words [Video]

Ever wondered where those crude swear words originated from? Swearnet founders Trailer Park Boys provide an educational journey through the history of those naughty sayings.
English Man Teaches Japanese How To Use The Word ‘Fuck’ Correctly [Video]

Swearing isn’t as easy as it looks in the movies sometimes, so an Englishman has traveled and decided to help out some of the locals get their F-bombs out.
ATT: Game Of Thrones Fans, This Is A Must-Know [Infographic]

For those of you that are just SO SICK of reading the subtitles when the Dothraki people speak in their mother tongue, then this may just be the answer you’ve been waiting for. Travel search engine, Cheapflights.com.au, has created a useful guide for Game of Thrones fans that teaches them how to speak basic Dothraki. The infographic is categorized into […]
This Gibberish Talking Teen Has Gone Super-Viral [VIDEO]

Who knew talking gibberish on YouTube could change your life? The latest viral YouTube sensation is Sara Maria Forsberg. Since posting her video titled “What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners,” she has become an overnight hit.
Praat Die Taal? The Brain Benefits Of Speaking More Than One Language [INFOGRAPHIC]

If english isn’t your home language in South Africa, there is a very high chance that you speak more than one language. And if you do, take this moment to bask in the glory that is your superior brain.
STOP EVERYTHING: Fake Interpreter Wanted For Kidnapping, Rape, And Murder

SHUT. UP. eNCA has broken more amazing details pertaining to Thami Jantjie, the sign language interpreter who played air guitar through Nelson Mandela’s Memorial on Tuesday. eNCA reports that Jantjie faced charges of kidnapping, rape, attempted murder, and murder.
This Dog Knows Over 1,000 Words And Is ‘As Clever As A Toddler’ [Video]

If you think this is a story about a talking dog, you’re wrong. This is a groundbreaking story about what researchers at Duke University are calling “the most scientifically important dog in over a century.”
Radvertising: Gangnam Style Psy’s ‘WikiKorea’ Is Awesome [VIDEO]

Tourism agencies across the globe are kicking it in to high gear lately. Holland kicked a whole lotta ass recently with their “Original Cool” campaign, and South Korea has come to the party, enlisting Gangnam Style gift-giver, Psy in the creation of YouTube spots to promote that country. ‘Psy’s WikiKorea’ has been translated in to […]
Scumbag Arsenal Fan Teaches Three-Year-Old Son To Sing Rape Chant [VIDEO]

British moral fabric eroded further on Monday when a video was uploaded to YouTube showing a man teaching his three-year-old son how to sing vile chants about Robin Van Persie.
Students Develop Gloves That Translate Sign Language Into Speech [VIDEO]

A group of Ukrainian students are deservedly receiving a large amount of attention for a very impressive student project that has seen them qualify as one of the six finalists at this year’s Microsoft Imagine Cup. They’ve invented a glove that can translate the movements made by sign language into speech.
Google Out To Save 3,054 Endangered Languages
We sometimes underestimate the importance of language, especially when swimming in the ubiquitous sea of English. Language is bound tightly with identity, and when you imagine a language going the way of the Dodo, it is scary to think what else is lost with it. Google’s philanthropic arm, Google.org, has launched the Endangered Language project, a website devoted to preserving languages that are close to dying out.