Monday Morning Spice

Dricus du Plessis defends title at UFC 312, The man behind the top private school in South Africa, Stellenbosch ‘dominee’ and theologian removed from ministry for ‘sexting’ cousin, how long will the Trump-Musk relationship survive?
Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy Goes On Trial Over Kadhafi ‘Money Pact’

Carla Bruni’s boo is joined in the dock by 11 of his former aides whom the courts accuse of scheming with Kadhafi to illegally fund his successful 2007 presidential election bid.
Police Crack Down On Suspected Illegal Libyan Military Training Base In Mpumalanga

Whatever was happening at the base, people from the local villages say they have known about the training grounds for a while now, and report that the soldiers/security guards roamed around the nearby villages in groups, harassing people and ‘behaving in an almost arrogant manner’.
Friday Morning Spice

‘South Africa Is Not Going To Collapse’ says cabinet, Michael Schumacher ‘not close’ to his old self, NASA’s 36-page report on UFOs, Princess Diana’s ‘Black Sheep’ sweater sold for over $1 million, and Rassie is leaving the Springboks.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Flight from Durban to Cape Town takes heroic turn, Possible crime syndicate operating on TMNP, 6 Takeaways from Apple’s iPhone 15 event, and More than 5,300 feared dead after dams burst.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Springboks’ Jesse Kriel escapes without citing, Woman in court for stealing newborn, A new JFK assassination revelation, The family cashing in on government dysfunction, and ‘Catastrophic’ flooding hits Libya,
Kidnapped South African Gerco Van Deventer Pleads For Help [Video]

“I am requesting any assistance to facilitate, help me build a bridge to the outside world.”
Everything We Know About Zuma Hiding Gaddafi’s Millions At Nkandla

Yesterday, the Sunday Times dropped an explosive report detailing how Zuma stashed $30m (about R422m) in cash in an underground bunker at Nkandla.
They’ve Identified The Manchester Bomber – What We Know So Far

As news broke of the Manchester bombing yesterday, no one knew who was responsible for the horrific incident. Now the man’s identity is known.
They’ve Got Footage Of Gaddafi’s Son Being Smacked In The Face [Video]

You probably wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the sons of Libya’s former leader Muammar Gaddafi aren’t all that popular. Here’s the video evidence.
Bodyguards Are Still Taking Bullets For World Leaders

I imagine the job description for presidential bodyguard includes something about putting your body in the line of fire. No surprises when things like this happen then.
Apparently Gaddafi’s R2 Trillion In Gold, Diamonds And Cash Is Stashed In Bunkers In Johannesburg

Soooooo Gaddafi decided to hide his enormous wealth in South Africa, if the story is to be believed. I reckon we all get out out our spades and wheelbarrows and start digging…
University Sex Dens And A Home Corpse Freezer – New Gaddafi Documentary Will Blow Our Minds

In an upcoming documentary on the late Muammar Gaddafi, some of the Libyan dictator’s sick and perverted habits are revealed. ‘Mad Dog: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi’, reveals among other things, his university sex dens and his home corpse freezers.
Thursday Morning Spice

Libyan Prime Minister kidnapped. Kevin Pietersen angry about ‘foreign players’ statement. Mandla Mandela brandishes firearm. Cell C having a go at MTN and Vodacom. Drugs found on Greenpeace ship. No Jenner pre-nup.
Thursday Morning Spice

The new iPhone 5. ANCYL leader accused of murder. Striking miners shut down mine. US send marines and warships to Libya. Zuckerberg admits wasting years. Anonymous pilot reveals secrets airlines don’t want you to know.
The Terrible Movie That Sparked US Embassy Attacks [VIDEO]

A crap film is the cause of two attacks on American embassies in Libya and Eygpt. Followers of an ultra-traditionalist approach to Islam are very pissed about a video called the “The Innocence of Muslims” that not only portrays the prophet Mohammed, but ridicules him as a homosexual, an advocate of paedophilia, and shows him having sex.
BREAKING: US Ambassador To Libya Amongst Embassy Staff Killed In Rocket Attack

Reuters has just reported that the US ambassador to Libya and three other embassy staff were killed in a rocket attack on Tuesday in the Libyan city of Benghazi.
Unnoticed, Al-Qaeda Has Taken Over Vast Areas Of Mali

The West have unintentionally cleared the path for al-Qaeda to take control over 300 000 square miles of African terrain. “Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb” (AQIM) and its allies have taken over an area of the Sahara more than three times the size of Britain, complete with airports, military bases, arms dumps and training camps.
Libyan Diplomat Suffered Atrocities At The Hands Of Militia
It is very, very dangerous being ambassadorial these days. Probably moreso if you were ever one of Muammar Gaddafi’s diplomats. Libya’s former ambassador to France, Omar Brebesh, died during detention by armed militia in Tripoli – and judging from the autopsy, it was not a merciful killing.
Racepoint PR – The Public Relations Company Preferred By Dictators Everywhere
Hey dictators. Got a national reputation problem on your hands? You could invest in some good public relations, couldn’t you? Specifically, give Racepoint PR a call – they’re the agency that did such a good job of brushing up Colonel Gadhafi’s image and, more recently, shifting attention away from Rwanda’s genocide problem.
Bulletproof Tents, Bunga Bunga & Love Letters to Condy: Five Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Gaddafi
As the world not so fondly lays Col. Gaddafi to rest, let’s take a look back at Brother Leader’s top 5 weirdest kinks.
Libyan Fighter Plays Guitar During Gun Battle [PIC]
Check out this chap playing a guitar while a fierce gun battle goes down around him! At first I thought I was watching a scene from a remake of El Mariachi – set entirely in Libya. But this extraordinary image was taken during the recent battle for Sirte, the last stronghold of Gaddafi’s troops. It was captured by photographer, Aris Messinis for Getty Images.
Gaddafi’s Son Killed
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi’s youngest son, Saif Gaddafi, is reported to have been killed yesterday. According to the BBC, “A Nato air strike in Tripoli has killed the son of Col Muammar Gaddafi, a Libyan government spokesman has said.” Follow the link for more.
RIP Photojournalist Tim Hetherington
British filmmaker and photojournalist, Tim Hetherington, who co-directed the Oscar-nominated documentary on the Afghanistan War, Restrepo, was killed yesterday in Misrata, Libya, following the firing of an RPG at a group of journalists. He was 41 years old. Three other journalists were injured in the attack.
China Bans Time-Travel Movies
Well this is probably just the cherry on the big ol’ authoritarian cake they got going on over there, but hot damn. All the best movies had time travel in them. Never mind the fact that now a generation of Chinese kids won’t spend every waking moment waiting for their future selves to arrive in a DeLorean.
This Is What A True Rebel Vehicle Looks Like After Battle
It’s tough fighting the powers that be, and it’s definitely not a job for all of us. But these legends in Libya deserve fat pats on the back and huge cubans (cigars – clean your mind). They’ve just returned from a battle in the eastern town of Brega. Check out their vehicle – or what’s left of it anyway – and drink a toast to these brave chaps tonight at the pub.
Angelina Causes Slight Riot
Angelina Jolie, savior of Africa, had to cut her trip to a Tunisian refugee camp short after a riot broke out.
Schabir Shaik for President!
Good news, ye trodden under masses of South Africa! ‘Anonymous’ has finally taken note of your plight and you can expect deliverance from your daily misery as soon as before the Rugby World Cup ends! So rise up and conquer, People! What are you waiting for?
Exclusive: SA Government Confirms Sale Of Arms To Libya
Yesterday 2oceansvibe published a photo of what the ISS confirmed to be an armoured personnel carrier being loaded on to a vessel in the Cape Town Harbour, shown above. NCACC spokesperson, Tlali Tlali, has confirmed to 2oceansvibe that South Africa has sold arms to Libya. Click link for more..
So Just How Crazy Is Gadaffi?
While the Libyan leader stubbornly clings to power amidst the uprisings that are sweeping his country, we thought we would take the time to remind you just how crazy he is. And let’s just say, as far as tyrannical African dictators go, he’s up there with the best of them.