Monday, May 12, 2025

They’ve Gone Very Hard With The Tech In The New MINI

The next generation Mini is not only keeping up with the times, its taking giant leaps ahead of them and going big on technology. Take the “Driving Experience Control” switch for instance, with a flick of this switch you can turn your already pimping car into a party-mobile by changing the entire cabin’s colours and turing the footwells into a ‘Mini Disco floor.’

2OV Deals: Brand New MINI Cooper – R3,099 / Month (No Deposit)

You need a new car and you’ve wanted a MINI for quite some time. But you thought it might be out of reach, right? Wrong. Drop me an email at editor@2oceansvibe.com with the subject “Hook me up with a MINI” and I will personally ensure you can make use of this never-to-be-repeated offer.

MINI Routes – Benmore to Hyde Park

Seth dodges highly botoxed women in Jaguars, and shows you a short cut from Benmore to Hyde Park, without using Grayston Drive and Sandton Drive. Top secret information is leaked, where he shows you a zone that skips the infamous traffic lights onto William Nicol Drive.  

Hop In Your i-Mini, Destination Anywhere! [VIDEO]

Time to ditch the Farmville, folks! Mini have just released a Facebook game powered by the mighty forces of Flash and Google Maps that allows you to motor a mini.. er Mini across the global destination of your choice.

GRAND DADDY HOTEL VALET NOT LIKELY TO GET A TIP

Word on the street is that a valet attendant employed by the four star Grand Daddy on Long Street may have allegedly abused his position last Saturday night. And when we say “abused his position”, what we really mean to say is “stole a Grand Daddy client’s Mini Cooper Sport, and wrecked it Jub Jub […]