Sunday, June 29, 2025

MINI Routes – Avoid The Blue Route And The Rhodes Drive Queue

The Blue Route is just that, blue, and depressing. You probably think you’ve got the better of it by taking Rhodes Drive. The only problem is that you have to deal with that queue that’s longer than the line at Home Affairs. Seth shows you where to bang a right, to avoid the fifteen minute […]

MINI Routes – Benmore to Hyde Park

Seth dodges highly botoxed women in Jaguars, and shows you a short cut from Benmore to Hyde Park, without using Grayston Drive and Sandton Drive. Top secret information is leaked, where he shows you a zone that skips the infamous traffic lights onto William Nicol Drive.  

MINI Routes – Claremont to Rondebosch

Seth shows you how to get from Claremont to Rondebosch, without dealing with the traffic. You may think you know this route, but we assure you, you don’t. The end reveals a spicy secret twist. It’s mind-blowing.

Shortcut From Sandton City To Cresta

Seth gets you to Cresta from the Gautrain/Sandton City without using William Nicol and Republic. This MINI Route saves you time and skips traffic going through Craighall Park. It’s the little things, like knowing the best routes on the road, that allow you to lead a stress-free life. And by doing so, you get ever […]

In Search Of Cape Town’s Best Short-Cuts

We are working on a new series, which is dedicated to finding the ultimate short-cuts around the streets of Cape Town. We will also be doing one for Johannesburg. But, for now, we want to gather the best ones in Cape town. So if YOU know of a secret short-cut on the roads of Cape […]