New 6G Wireless Tech Is Set To Be 500 Times Faster Than Average 5G

We’re looking at being able to stream eight or nine Netflix films every single second. That’s moer fast.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Putin honours Steven Seagal, Harry cashes in on his trauma, $500 Million of Unsold Yeezys to go up in flames, Siya Kolisi story to air, hectic petrol increase this week, Ramaphosa still has no backbone, Nokia gets a new logo, Spotify has a secret function for that earworm, and US sherrif goes nuclear on Neo-Nazi’s.
This Is ISIS Fighters’ Cellphone Of Choice

Cheap, reliable and with the most legit battery life, this phone is the the most used by ISIS members
They’re Basically Giving These Nokia Lumias Away

If you’re anything like me, a Whatsapp message now and again is enough to keep the parents appeased. Why not sort them out with the perfect phone to do the job?
Remember That Nokia ‘Snake’ Game You Loved? You Can Play It On London’s Fountains Now [Video]

You can have your ‘Angry Birds’ youth of today, because you will never understand the joy that was filling your entire screen with a winding snake. Anyone still send a ‘please call me’ these days?
Finland Blames Apple For Killing Its Economy

Finland’s economic crisis is said to be due to that pesky US tech giant, Apple, but Finland claims that they’re on the comeback road…
We’re Giving Away A Nokia Lumia 1520 – Value R9,000 – Get It Here

This 5-question quiz shouldn’t take you longer than 3 minutes. And if you answer the questions correctly, you might end up being the winner of this absolutely rad Nokia Lumia 1520 smartphone, valued at R8,669.
Introducing Microsoft’s New Ultra-Cheap R270 Phone

Microsoft reveals the latest low-cost Nokia device which is aimed at emerging markets and first-time mobile buyers.
Photographic Evidence Why Cape Town’s In A League Of Its Own

We all have our own story and our own distinctive way of expressing this to the public eye. Cape Town lends it’s gorgeous backdrop to your personal story for 2014.
Cape Town Is Wasted On Most Camera Phones – This Is Why [Video]

For residents or tourists, every visit to Cape Town brings about an amazing experience. Usually this happens just too far for your nifty camera phone to capture the true feel of that moment, and you end up sharing rubbish. The new Nokia camera phone (‘Phablet’) is a game changer.
This Is How You Shoot A Pro-Grade Video On A Smart Phone [VIDEO]

Watch that video. Just watch it. Have you watched it? Good. Now we’ll explain how you shoot a video of that quality with a smart phone – exactly like those guys did.
It’s So Easy To Win This 20 Megapixel Nokia Lumia 1520 [COMPETITION]

You might not know about the Nokia Lumia 1520. It’s fairly amazing, to say the least. Why? Because it comes with a 1080p Full HD screen with a 20MP PureView camera with optical image stabilisation, oversampling technology and zooming capabilities. And you can win one right here.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Microsoft buys Nokia’s devices unit. ‘Shoot the jew’ song slammed. Officer wants Zuma subpoenaed for Guptagate. Kanye West plays for president. Joost moving back in with Amor. Pippa Engaged? Roger Federer crashes. Image shows John Kerry with Assad.
New Nokia TV Ad Depicts iPhone Users As Lumbering Photo-Obsessed Zombies [VIDEO]

Some are hailing the Nokia Lumia 925 as the best Windows 8 smartphone. There is one feature that could possibly rival the others, the 8,7 MP PureView camera. And the company is using its best feature against its competitors.
Nokia Subtly Throws Down The Gauntlet To Apple [VIDEO]

It was only a matter of time before Nokia jumped on the versus-Apple bandwagon now that their new flagship, the Lumia 920, is all but on the shelves. Instead of launching into a drawn-out tirade concerning specs and features they focused on small aspects that could actually make all the difference.
Friday Morning Spice

Nokia admit advert was fake. Putin discusses group sex. Motlanthe chosen to challenge Zuma. NY Fashion week party photos. Dr. Dre topples Jay Z. Natalie wins third gold. Why you shouldn’t boycott Woolworths. Top 100 apps for all phones.
The Latest Dark Knight Rises Trailer Is Here, And It’s Awesome [VIDEO]
If you’ve been counting the days til 21 July, waiting for the new Batman movie to debut, we’ve got a little something that might just be enough to take you through the home stretch. Click through for the spicy new Dark Knight Rises Trailer.
Samsung Now Outsells Nokia, Apple
Nokia is no longer the world’s biggest selling cell phone manufacturer. For the first time ever, Korean handset manufacturer Samsung has outsold Nokia in the last quarter – by an estimated 93 million mobile phone units compared with Nokia’s 83 million. It’s also predicted that Samsung has outsold the iPhone in the smartphone market in recent months.
Nokia Develops World’s First Vibrating Tattoo
So! Nokia filed a patent for the world’s first vibrating tattoo, to alert users about call, text message or email alerts. Because that’s something people would want. The idea being that Nokia’s haptic tattoo would transmit “a perceivable impulse” through the skin whenever it receives magnetic signals from a phone. The future is gross.
Nokia Unveils 41-Megapixel Camera Phone
There is no error in that headline – Nokia has really just unveiled the PureView 41-megapixel-sensor camera in one of its new smartphones – the Lumia 808. Additionally, the device has extremely good sound recording capabilities and will also allow the user to capture video content in full HD.
Violist Interrupted By Nokia Ringtone, Brilliantly Incorporates It Into Recital (VIDEO)
It is weird to think that there are still people in this world who forget to turn their cell phones off during concerts. This happened during a recent performance by Slovakian violist Lukas Kmit, when a concertgoer’s Nokia ringtone suddenly interrupted the show. But the violinist responded by cleverly incorporating it into his performance, and the video has since gone viral. See it after the jump.
Secret Software Is Probably Tracking Everything You Do On Your Phone
The Carrier IQ software, installed on most modern Android, Blackberry and Nokia phones, is supposed to record some of the things phones do so manufacturers can do quality control. Except it’s also been logging everybody’s text messages, web searches, and phone calls. Which is pretty bad.
Nokia’s New Flexible Phone [VIDEO]
Nokia has released a concept video for their new HumanForm phone – which isn’t so much human-shaped as it is oblong. What’s interesting about it is that the casing is meant to be flexible, and the entire surface is meant to run off of touch recognition, which is fairly rad.
Nokia CEO’s “Burning Platform” Email – The Gettysburg Address Of Company Memos
Nokia is in a bad place right now. Ten years ago they led the cellular telephone market. In a time when the division of origin between hardware and software one one device was not concievable, Nokia led the pack with hardy engineering and familiar, easy to use operating systems. They’ve since suffered a catastrophic drop in sales and creativity. They’ve finally lost all points of market leadership that they used to hold. And their new CEO, Stephen Elop, has just given the whole company a literary ass-kicking. Check out his fire and brimstone company memo after the jump.