When it rains it pours, Bill, although he would be hard-pressed to find much sympathy around these parts. Yet more women come forward with their accounts of being drugged and raped by Cosby.
Oh Bill. What actually went on way back when? We’re all dying to know. In the meantime, you should just hide out in a cave.
Bill Cosby. I’m running out of things to say about him because he is literally doing nothing about anything which makes it hard to write about him. So maybe he should do something…
I feel like they should gather all the women who have made allegations about Bill and lock them in a room together and then put Bill in it and sort out this debacle once and for all.