We Could All Use A List Of Stress-Relieving Toys

What a week so far, and Friday is but a blip on the horizon. If toys provide you with a sense of stress relief, these may be worth considering.
Really Wanna Spoil The Kids? Check Out The ‘Baby Bugatti II’

If you’re unsatisfied with your child’s current mode of transportation, you might want to take a look at the new Baby Bugatti II.
The Best Value For Money Toy Seth Ever Bought His Kid

When I started buying toys, I immediately starting gauging price versus playtime value. I wanted to know the value per minute that came from each toy.
This R1 799 Drone Is Going To Change The Game Completely

Most of us would love to have a drone to play around with, but even the entry level drones tend to cost a decent chunk of change. Until now, that is.
Boy Accidentally Swallows Squeaky Toy And His Face Says It All [Video]

An eight-year-old Argentinian boy ended up in hospital after swallowing the squeaker from a pet toy. His friends will never let him forget it.
Even Mashable And TIME Are Going Nuts Over This ‘Fidget Spinner’ Craze – Get Yours Here [Video]

If you have some major fidgeting issues, you might want to give this toy a try. It’s causing mayhem in the UK and America, so why not get involved?
The CIA Made An Evil Osama Bin Laden Action Figure [Image]

Back in the early 2000s, CIA hatched a plan to make an Osama Bin Laden demon toy to counter his influence in South Asia.
The 70 km/h Radio-Controlled Petrol-Powered Monster Truck You Always Wanted For R2,699, (Instead of R4,500)

There isn’t a man alive that didn’t want a petrol-powered monster truck when he was a kid They weren’t even really available in SA back in my day. But now you can get one for yourself or your kid, and save nearly two grand doing it!
Behold: Entrepreneur Barbie [PIC]

For many years Barbie has been quite a ditzy employee, losing interest in careers ranging from walking dogs (with her very own poop-scooper) to being the president. But now she will embark on the working world on her ace, as an entrepreneur. What her new business is, no one knows, but we are sure that the scatterbrain doll will lose interest in it soon.
Rare Toy Ferrari 180 Testa Rossa Goes On Auction: Expected To Get Just Under R1 Million [GALLERY]

Okay, so we know that these sorts of collectors items are not targeted at sensible, middle-class sorts of people. They’re targeted at completely looney rich folk who have lost their sense of judgement after years of eating nothing but imported salmon. But still, a million bucks for a toy? Come on.
New Kids’ “Breastfeeding” Doll Is All Sorts Of Weird [VIDEO]

Mums in the UK are up in arms over a doll designed for girls as young as two to “breastfeed”, calling it “weird” and “creepy”. The cringeworthy toys have children wear a bib with “flower nipples” while the “Breast Milk Baby” makes suckling sounds when the girl puts it to her chest.
Unreleased David Bowie Album Pops Up Online
I tend to die a little bit inside every time music heroes try to put out new material after they’ve peaked, but I really like David Bowie so I guess somebody up there likes me. An unreleased 2001 Bowie album called Toy made its way to the internet earlier this week.