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Kenny Kunene’s Naked Picture Of Mmusi Maimane Is Doing The Rounds
29 Jul 2016 by Sloane Hunter / 1 Comment
Kenny Kunene has made himself relevant again after buying a very NSFW painting of DA leaders – including Zille, Selfe, and Maimane.
People Reckon This Pic Of Trump’s VP Proves His Daughter Is A Vampire
18 Jul 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When you enter the political race apparently your family becomes fair game, but it’s not often your daughter is accused of being a vampire.
Things Are Getting Messy Between Taylor Swift And Her Ex, Calvin Harris
14 Jul 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Calvin Harris got a little burnt when his ex’s team decided to release an official statement out of nowhere – but it’s all a little too well played.
50 Cent Mocked An Autistic Janitor And The Internet Hates Him For It [Video]
04 May 2016 by Sloane Hunter / 1 Comment
50 Cent made a boo boo and now the Internet hates him for it. That’s when you get when you diss the “new generation”.
Lily Allen Details Terrifying Moment A Stalker Steamed Into Her Bedroom As She Slept
18 Apr 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Lily Allen has had a stalker for the past seven years, and the police aren’t really all that concerned. This guy sounds like a full blown creeper.
Friday Morning Spice
19 Feb 2016 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Facebook / Twitter back Apple’s FBI dilemma. Rand strengthens. New Virgin spaceship. UCT’s ‘extreme hatred of whites’. Justin Timberlake being sued. Sep Blatter’s radio interview. Anglo cut to junk again.
Besides Being $53 Million In Debt, Here’s Kanye’s Plans To Rule The World
16 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Back in 2012, Kanye West travelled the USA to visit various investors to lay out his plan to take over the world. But now he is broke and is begging for their money.
Jawits Properties Kicks Off 2016 With A Massive Racist PR Nightmare
04 Jan 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
It’s only day four of the year and already we have the first South African douche bag.
Twitter Crushes Weekend Finance Minister Van Rooyen – The Best Tweets
14 Dec 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When your tenure as Finance Minister lasts all of four days you can bet your bottom dollar Twitter will cut you down to size.
A List Of Absolutely Awesome Corporate Twitter Comebacks
29 Oct 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When you handle a corporate Twitter account you have to exercise a degree of caution. Sometimes though you can really hit one out the park.
Loyisa Gola In Hot Water For “Protesting Students Are Wearing R2,000 Sneakers” Comments
20 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all the know the saying that opinions are like, erm, rectums in that everyone has one. Loyiso Gola shared his on Twitter and things got messy.
Investec Trending As Employee’s Text Messages Alleging Abuse Go Viral
14 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So last night @investec started trending on Twitter, for all the wrong reasons. It seems one of their employees is being accused of abusing his girlfriend, following her desperate pleas for help.
This Hilarious #CapeTownLaws Hashtag Is Killing It On Twitter
08 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a new hashtag doing the rounds and it’s proving very popular around the country. We’ll take this one on the chin guys.
World Freaks As New App Lets You Rate Other People – And They Can’t Stop You
02 Oct 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s one thing going on to a dating site and setting yourself up for the odd no, it’s quite another being rated as a human without your consent.
Please Enjoy This – Trump Made The Mistake Of Launching An #AskTrump Twitter Campaign
22 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Well we know where this one is going, although there’s something about Donald Trump that makes me think he likes any and all attention.
Oh Dear – El Chapo’s Son Is Not The Brightest
07 Sep 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When you’re on the run from law enforcement it is advisable to stay out of the public eye. El Chapo’s son will also need a stern talking to.
The Guy Who Posted That Cop Video Is Being Torn Apart On Social Media [Gallery]
02 Sep 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Yuss, Clive, shame man. The lesson you just got served is a hard one to swallow, especially if the pill is made up of Twitter memes aiming to burn you. And where you live.
Some Of These Oscar Tweets Are Quite Heavy
20 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When anything regarding Oscar makes the news you can be sure folks on Twitter will work themselves into a frenzy. The past few hours have been no different.
Pick ‘n Pay’s Social Media Team Might Be Worse Than BIC
17 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It looks like some big South African brands need to have stern words with their social media teams. Not that BIC’s are still around, we assume, but now it’s Pick ‘n Pay’s turn to foot in mouth it.
Women Around The World Are Tweeting Donald Trump When They Have Their Periods
11 Aug 2015 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Donald Trump is winning at Twitter again after he pisses of the female community in an effort to use periods as an insult.
The Exhausting Twitter Bitch Fight Between Eva Longoria And An Ozzie Journalist
29 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Eva Longoria, one of the more salacious characters on Desperate Housewives and quite the feisty one it seems. You can watch her take aim at a journo from Down Under here.
Woman Bust Texting Lover Next To Husband At Ballgame
28 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You might say that knowing someone is being cheated on is one of society’s greatest moral conundrums – to blab or not to blab? These girls took matters into their own hands
The Internet Pokes Fun At Mick Fanning Fighting Off A Shark In J-Bay
20 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
After it became clear that Mick Fanning had managed to escape a shark attack on live television without injury it was only a matter of time before the jokes started pouring in.
The Donald Trump Trainwreck Continues – Here’s The Nazi-Themed Tweet He Deleted
16 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / 5 Comments
We’ve called him the gift that keeps on giving and this ride isn’t slowing down any time soon. This time Trump has been hauled over the coals for an ill-advised tweet.
Wednesday Morning Spice
15 Jul 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Tutu in hospital. Twitter stocks soar on fake story. Blatter to face media. Big star abandons Cosby. IBM’s staff breast milk shipping service. Trump leads national poll. Shocking Cape rape story. Pluto yay! Kendall near nip slip.
50 Cent Files For Bankruptcy – Twitter Goes Pun Wild
14 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
When a man said to have been worth around $155 million earlier this year files for bankruptcy people will take notice. When his name itself involves money they will take the piss.
Genius: This Is How Criminals Are Using Social Media To Steal Cars Directly From The Owners’ Homes
13 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fancy a luxury car but got no cash? No worries, just go on Twitter and you can have one, as this group of Jo’burg criminals found out.
Brutal – Donald Trump Getting Torn Apart By A Comedy Writer On Twitter
08 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know Donald Trump is something of an outspoken guy but when he became involved in a Twitter war with someone who is paid to be funny the result was inevitable.
Blogger Eavesdrop On A Pathetic First Date And Tweets About It [Images]
08 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Be careful what you say on a first date as you never know who may be listening. This guy learnt the hard way.
Tinder Just Introduced A Verification Process For Celebs
08 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Good news for celebrities who can’t be bothered to leave the house in order to get some nookie – now they can trawl Tinder without worrying about fake accounts in their name.
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