Everything We Know About Jumo – The SA Company Most Likely To Become A Unicorn

A gazelle is a company worth a measly $500 million, but a unicorn hits the mystical $1 billion valuation mark.
Our Top Five Picks From The Guardian’s Best Gadgets Of 2019

From the smartest smartphone to a robot unicorn, these are some of the finest gadgets to hit the market this year.
From $1 Billion To $3 Million – The Incredible Demise Of Tumblr

In 2013, Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1,1 billion. Six years later, and the company’s value has plummetted after a series of terrible decisions.
Africa’s First Tech Unicorn Listing

Later this year, the New York Stock Exchange will welcome the first listing of an African technology company valued at more than $1 billion.
Coastguards Issue Actual Warning About Use Of Inflatable Unicorns

Thanks to the popularity of shows like ‘Love Island’, and the heatwave, Britons are going wild for inflatables. This is terrible news for coastguards.
Everything We Know About Elon Musk And The Farting Unicorn

2018 hasn’t been a great year for Elon Musk, and now the Tesla CEO is embroiled in a copyright dispute with an artist over a rather odd design.
Seth Documents The Riviera’s Secret Shame

Who can forget one of the hottest summers to hit SA last year, when inflatable white swans and pink flamingos became Instagram darlings the world over?
Canva Is Officially Australia’s First And Only Unicorn Startup

With a valuation of $1 billion, the graphic design website that is slowly changing the world one awesome template at a time has a great deal to celebrate.
Guys They Found The Remains Of A Unicorn – But It’s Not What You’re Expecting

Back in the day unicorns were real – but they were nothing like the pretty pictures we allow our children to dream about.
Nothing You Can Do Will Stop The Unicorn Hair Trend Explosion

“Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”
Please Watch Paris Hilton Playing With A Unicorn In Her New Music [Video]

Paris Hilton has a magical horned horse in her new music video for “Come Alive”, which is as surreal as her lacklustre singing ability.
Finally: The Kim Jong-Un Combat Video Game You’ve Been Waiting For [Video]

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a dictator? Finally – here’s your chance to live your dreams with this new video game from Atlanta-based Moneyhorse, starring Kim Jong Un.