Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s New M&S Shoot Will Have You Sitting Up Straight
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has taken some lovely photos for us all to enjoy, and who are we to argue? Happy Monday y’all.
This Is What Was On Reeva’s Valentine Card To Oscar [VIDEO + PIC]
Oscar Pistorius read in court the Valentine’s Day card that Reeva Steenkamp gave to him before he shot her to death, containing the message “I think today is a good day to tell you that I love you.”
This Is Why You’re Alone On Valentine’s Day [VIDEO]
“The Truth About Being Single” by US comedian, Paul Gale is probably the most accurate dissection of why you, Miserable Marvin, are alone this Valentine’s Day. Watch it and hate yourself.
Excellent Valentine’s Day Solution: Uber Will Delivery Roses To Your Lover
For those who were too busy to notice, tomorrow is the dreaded Vday. Luckily the good people at Uber have your back this Valentine’s Day with their campaign of love in Cape Town. You stand a chance to have a dozen long stem red roses, a pink promo card, and an optional personalised verbal message delivered by Uber’s drivers to your beloved. This is how.
Radvertising: Gumtree Wins With Awesome (And Hilarious) Genius Valentine’s Deals
Valentine’s Day is bearing down upon us, and some may be starting to panic for the lack of decent gift for your partner. Stop that. Stop that RIGHT this instant. You have absolutely no right to stress. Just look at this beautiful array of ideas we found on Gumtree!
This Is How You Choose Wine On Your Valentine’s Date [INFOGRAPHIC]
The Valentine’s Day date is generally a pressurised affair. We don’t necessarily think that’s cool – people need to calm the hell down about the day in general. Nevertheless, life is life, and you may find yourself on a VDay date, and one thing you do NOT want to do is cock-up the wine order. So don’t. Get it figured out, here.
You Have 5 Hours Left To Order The Only Valentine’s Present They’ll Want
Valentines is bearing down on you, and it’s an awful time. Culturally speaking, you’re under pressure to buy flowers, or chocolates, or soft toys; all of which are things that die quickly, kill you quickly, and kill your credibility, respectively. The secret to nailing Valentines is to buy a gift that you’d be happy buying at any given point in the year – something that won’t date, die, melt, or activate your overdraft. So, what hits the sweetspot? A photograph.
Celebrate Valentine’s With A View At Beau Constantia
Looking for the ideal spot to sweep that someone special off their feet this Valentine’s Day? We have just the spot for you, and luckily its right on our doorstep. At the very top of Constantia Nek a contemporary boutique wine farm lies hidden waiting to be discovered, offering exquisite views of the Constantia Valley.
Your Valentine’s Day Will Never Be As Awkward As These People’s Valentine’s Day [GALLERY]
Though there may be plenty of fish in the sea, you might be tempted to tag and release these specimens. Enjoy these top ten Awkward Family Valentine’s Day Photos, and be comforted – your Valentine’s day will never be this bad. Awkward Family Photos was started by Mike and Doug in 2009 after Mike saw […]
Can’t Find A Valentine’s Day Date? Have You Tried The Dating Site For Sea Captains?
There really is no excuse for not finding a date this Valentines Day! Seriously. There’s a dating site for every delightful variety of human being out there. No matter what side of the tracks you happen to fall on, no matter what extra-mural activity tickles your fancy, there is something just for you. Because why? […]
Thai Couple Set Kissing World Record
A Thai couple have broken the Guinness World Record this Valentine’s Day for the longest lip lock yet recorded during the annual Ripley’s Believe It or Not longest kissing competition in the resort town of Pattaya, Thailand.
Aww, Google’s Valentines Doodle Is All Heart
What better way to remind the love of your life that you’re thinking about them / want to change their personality completely than directing them to the world’s most popular search engine for this year’s sweet as sugar Valentines doodle?
Valentine’s Day At The Mount Nelson
We’re keeping tabs on the various Valentine’s Day specials on offer out there and want to kick off with this little treat from the Mount Nelson. Planet Bar (read about Planet Bar here) Champagne and Oysters: Bottle of Steenberg Brut 1682 Chardonnay 2009 and 6 Oysters R290 Planet Restaurant (read about Planet Restaurant here) Valentines […]
Die Hard 5 To Drop Valentines Day 2013
Just when you thought they couldn’t eke another sordid drop out of the dried up teat that is the Die Hard series, the Hollywood Powers That Be announced that the fifth installment in the 23-year-old series will hit our screens on Valentines Day 2013.
30 Lines From Literature That Might Seal The Deal This Valentine’s Day
Monday is the 14th; a time where school children everywhere will be giving each other crappy cards and wax-like chocolate hearts. And men everywhere will be desperately trying to buy the most expensive, yet insincere, gifts possible.
How To Completely Ruin Valentine’s Day
That special day is around the corner and we all want to be unique when it comes to telling our partners we love them. And even though teddy bears with hearts for stomachs were last cool in 1996, at least it won’t ruin your girlfriend’s day like this gesture. Hint: Trying to attach a banner to a bridge across a freeway is a stupid idea.
Francois Van Coke, Who Are You Eating? [VIDEO]
Francois van Coke. A mouth full of blood. A lifeless groupie. Watch the video.